Cardi B Wore A Giant Feather Coat To Court, Because Why Not?
Cardi B is the type who appears on the cover of Vogue magazine and then appears in court that same month over a physical altercation involving strip club bartenders. Did you forget that Cardi B was charged for allegedly arranging a strip club beat down on a woman she thinks fucked Offset? Jade and Jade’s sister Baddie G continue to haunt Cardi (in more ways than one…) as she just had to appear in court for another brief hearing. And Cardi kept it casual for court because she wanted to impress the judge. Psyche! She wore her most ridiculous 10-foot-long coat because she wanted to laugh at the idea of going to court.
Cardi graced a Queens courthouse on Tuesday looking like Big Bird’s evil ex-wife showing up uninvited to his funeral to shake shit up. While initially Cardi was too famous for court, she now always attends dressed to the nines. Cardi initially rejected a plea deal which got her into this mess (Lori Loughlin can relate) and the investigation snow-balled and Cardi got hit with more charges from a Grand Jury. So Cardi was in court today but a whole lot of nothing went down, and she has another hearing scheduled for January.
So really the most exciting thing going on in that courtroom was Cardi’s coat–unless she took the stand. TMZ says sis stepped out of her car in a full black-feather coat with a maybe 10-foot-long train behind it. Because everyone who lives in New York knows: the best kind of fashion drags along the extremely clean New York sidewalks.
Here she is arriving and leaving court wearing the coat. Did she keep it on for the hearing? Girl it is wet from the rain–those feathers are collecting so much gunk and my anxiety is through the roof about it:
yesterday cardi b attended court in an adrienne laundau by saulo villela coat made of charmeuse and feathers. the coat’s train is estimated at around 10 feet. pic.twitter.com/IiEF0mRvXH
— hautelemode (@hautelemess) December 11, 2019
Cardi B showed up to court for her alleged assault in a black, feathered coat. pic.twitter.com/1cGz13WMpZ
— AP Entertainment (@APEntertainment) December 10, 2019
Cardi seemed good leaving court which is interesting because Cardi may end up facing these same charges once more, as TMZ says that Jade is showing evidence that Offset is back in her DMs yet again!
She posted video showing Offset clearly message her:
“Miss u fr”
I know what that means! That means “bootycall“. I know when ain’t-shit men roll into your messages–but we’re not talking about my life right now.
Cardi then hopped on her socials and posted video of her team not being able to open or log-in to Twitter. Which is… so weird. The timing is suspect. Some people believe that Offset tweeted stuff like, “I’m gay y’all”, after messaging Jade, to make it seem like he was hacked.
I guess we’ll know for sure what happened if Jade gets beat down by a gang screaming, “This is for Cardi, bitch!” Because as this courtroom feather jacket and her past actions show you: Cardi’s not very good with the subtlety.
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