“Bitches, don’t leave, you’re the only fun ones in this joint!” is what Prince Louis is screaming at Prince Hot Ginge and Duchess Meghan as they get banished to Africa!
Today is the first anniversary of the born day of Prince Louis (that’s the third kid royale that Prince William and Duchess Kate made), and just like they did with their other kids, they released pictures of him taken by his mom at their country home earlier this month. I do love that Kate and her team added that shit to his sweater to make him look like a regular. Or maybe his older brother Prince George threw that shit at him right before Kate took the pic. Probably the second one.
William and Kate released a couple of more pictures, and Prince Louis is wearing hand-me-down shorts from Prince George. NOT PICTURED: The “Kick Me” that Prince George scrawled on the back of the shorts with a Sharpie before handing ’em over to his brother.
Some people think that Prince Louis looks like Princess Charlotte in the face. Some think he looks like George in the face. Some think he looks like both in the face. And some think he looks like Kate’s marshmallow mogul brother. I think he looks like a bundle of rich luckiness who will never hear a 7-Eleven employee say to them, “Oooh, denied! And over $4?!“, when they try to buy Hot Fries, a Snickers, and a Gatorade at 1 in the morning on a Sunday with their credit card. No, I’m still not over the shame! And the kid is lucky, because he gets to call Prince Hot Ginge “Uncle Hot Ginge.”
Speaking of, PHG and Duchess Meghan, or their intern, left a happy birthday message on one of the pics, and many in the comments are clutching their everything over Meghan having the audacity to not call him Prince Louis.
I’m with them. And if we don’t at least see video of Duchess Meghan’s pregnant ass curtsying while typing that comment, send her to the dungeon at once!