Archives: January 2007
Britney’s Nipples Love a Deal
Britney Spears wore her most elegant outfit out to shop at Target with her friend on January 29th. Brit purchased some good for her kids. She obviously didn’t purchase a bra, shampoo or laundry soap. My eyes don’t have one safe place to sit. From her greasy mop to her dirty shirt to her wonky ass nipples. Let’s discuss these nipples. SPF and JJ must already have teefs, because those things look like they’ve been through hell! I don’t even want to….
Just why? WHY?! Britney please get a clue and then get your nipples fixed and change your damn shirt! That thing has jizz all over it you know it.
Is Paris Lying About Her Age?
Here are some more gems from ParisExposed.com. The birthdates on Paris Hilton’s passport and drivers license don’t match. Her drivers license name is also mispelled, so that could be a fake. Her pictures still look like they were taken from the back pages of The Village Voice, the escort section. I’ve also included a lovely video of Paris and Nicky Hilton trying to dance.
Money can’t buy you moves.
UPDATE – That DL is a fakety fake. Click here to see the letter she wrote the fake DL makers. Why does she keep this crap?!
Courtney Love Was Punk’d!!!
Yesterday, a rumor that Courtney Love was in talks to replace Paula Abdul on American Idol swept the internet. UsWeekly reported that Courtney received a call from Executive Producer Nigel Lythgoe to possibly guest judge on American Idol and possibly replace Paula. Courtney confirmed the call, but wouldn’t say anything else.
Nigel said today, “I did not call Courtney Love and am afraid someone may have misrepresented me. Courtney Love is a very talented artist, but the judges for American Idol are Paula, Randy and Simon. We have no plans to add to or replace any of them.”
So who called Courtney? A source close to her said her ass was pranked! Ahahaha!!! You know it was Paula Abdul! Didn’t Court wonder why Nigel suddenly sounded like a drunken piece of trash?!
Faux Bridezilla
Over the past few days I have received at least 15 emails with the above video. It’s some bride on her wedding day that completely freaks out after getting her hair done. She throws a huge tantrum and takes the scissors to her hair to “fix the problem.” When I first saw it, I was pretty skeptical. I’ve seen more believable meltdowns on “Fashion House.” According to Dlisted reader vZa the video is a complete phoney. The bride is aspiring Canadian actress Jodi Behan. You can find her on Facebook. She WAS a student at Loretto Abbey Catholic Secondary School.
Sorry to burst your Bridezilla bubble!
He’s Going to Be Popular in Prison
Last December, Lane Garrison was involved in a car accident that killed a 17-year-old boy. It was discovered that he had been drinking that night. Lane met the 17-year-old boy and two 15-year-old girls at a gas station where the kids recognized him from his role on Prison Break. They invited him to a party and he went. Later that night, when going to get more booze his Land Rover hit a tree.
TMZ is reporting that the Beverly Hills police department will hold a press conference at 4pm today. Reportedly, they have sent the cast to the Los Angeles County District attorney and are recommending criminal prosecution. His blood alcohol level was said to be “high” and the DA will decide whether or not to press manslaughter charges against him.
He better get busy on doing his asshole exercises, because that thing is going to be put to good use in the clink!
He Lives!
I haven’t seen KFed out and about for a while. He’s currently in Miami for what else….Super Bowl. Here he is today with DJ Irie at the Delano. I’m guessing he’s staying at the Motel 6 since he probably can’t afford the Delano.