Nicole Kidman has dropped out from of her new movie “The Reader.” Nicole was due to shoot the movie with Ralph FineASS later this month. Sources say Nicole quit to protect her unborn baby. Nicole has denied that she’s knocked up with Keith Urban’s baby.

A source said, “[She] is so concerned about the welfare of her unborn child that she’s taking a break from her film career and has dropped out of the film. Of course, everyone knows she’s pregnant and lying about it.”

Nicole is a workaholic, so she’s totally knocked up. There’s no way she’s just going to drop out of a movie for no reason. She’ll star in almost any movie. Nicole’s getting up in there in age and she’s had problems in the baby department in the past, so she’s pulling a JLo and will deny, deny, deny.

The Botox industry better find a way for Nicole to get her kicks while she’s knocked up or they are royally fucked. Nicole’s like their #1 customer.

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What Britney needs is Jesus not some scum sucking pap. It’s Britney we’re talking about though. BS spent her weekend with her pap boyfriend, Adnan Ghalib, in Palm Springs. The two were seen having champagne mimosas yesterday morning at the Daily Grill in Palm Desert. Vegas Confidential reports they stayed about an hour. A witness said, “She seemed in a really good mood, laughing.” The sad part is that Adnan wasn’t telling a joke. She was just laughing for no reason. Brit seemed to have escaped the pap, because nobody seemed to have gotten this on tape. Is this a first?

In other BS news, People is the latest media bitch to report she tested completely clean for drugs and booze. A source said, “This lady is as clean as clean can be, and has been for some time.” The source also said the suicide rumors are “bullshit.” Family sources say she has psychological problems and has been suffering from them for some time. Blah…blah…blah…same shit.

Wherever Britney’s at now she needs to fucking stay there, because obviously the paps aren’t able to find her. She’s probably at a Dunkin’ Donuts instead of a Starbucks. Nobody would ever think she would cheat on Starbucks. The horror!

Ugh…I miss the old Jordan. Jordan showed off her new and smaller tits while holidaying in Australia with Princess Tiaamii and Peter Andre. Jordan also looks like she’s gotten her nose chopped up too. What the hell is Jordan going to do now? Her huge ass tits were the most interesting thing about her. Now she’s going to have to step it up by saying even more ridiculous things.

And where the hell is Harvey?

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