Tom Hiddleston lost the Best Actor in a Limited Series Emmy to Courtney B. Vance last night, but he probably doesn’t care, because he may have won a new partner in PR foolery who will hit the pap stroll with him and make us all forget about the level 10 embarrassing shit he did with his last partner in PR foolery. We will never forget, Tom!
Tom presented an Emmy with genetically blessed beauty Priyanka Chopra, and I just knew it was only a matter of seconds before we’d hear about how he’s trying to get the pumpkin spice latte stank from Taylor Swift off of his body by rubbing on the chick from Quantico. E! News says that Tom and Priyanka met up after the Emmys at the Governor’s Ball and several eyewitnesses (Hi, Tom and Priyanka’s publicists, great work!) saw them get flirty, hold hands, exchange numbers and kiss each other on BOTH face cheeks. I can almost hear the voices of Tom’s PR team whispering into his earpiece, “Make sure you put your lips on BOTH face cheeks or nobody will believe you want to do her full-time.” One eyewitness spilled this out about the next organic love affair of our time:
“Tom had his arm around her and held her close. Afterwards, Tom and Priyanka talked closely and were holding hands at one point for a few moments. Priyanka fixed Tom’s bow-tie and then the two kissed on both cheeks. Priyanka and Tom said goodbye and she told him that she will see him later. They left the event about a minute after each other.”
People also asked Tom at the Emmys if he’s still friends with Tay Tay and his answer could break a polygraph: “Yes. Yes, we are.”
The first rumors about Tom and Taylor being a thing started because of that hilarious video of them dancing like constipated air dancers on bath salts at the Met Gala. So I’m hoping that in the next couple of days, we’ll be gifted with a video of Tom and Priyanka dancing at the Governor’s Ball. I need to see Priyanka’s dedication to PR whoring. If she breaks into a laugh while watching Tom bust out his signature cringe-inducing moves, then she’ll definitely cackle her internal organs out when he wears an “I Heart PC” t-shirt during a stop on their photo-op tour. And Tom deserves to be with a truly dedicated PR whore professional who won’t break character no matter how embarrassing it gets!
Here’s pictures of Priyanka wearing a dress from Jason Wu’s Dancer Emoji collection, as well as pictures of Sir Tom of Thirstington at the Emmys with Hugh Laurie and at an after-party.