Or should I say, the Bill-boored Awards? (Don’t get up, I’ll show myself out for that one). When 19-year-old model Kendall Jenner and 17-year-old aspiring Kim Kardashian impersonator Kylie Jenner crawled on stage at the Billboard Music Awards to introduce their sister’s current husband Kanye West last night, they were met with a wall of boos thicker than the high-density foam padding in the Build-A-Butt room at the Kardashian Khompound.
There are many reasons for why Pimp Mama Kris’ two youngest earners got booed: the room was filled with ghosts, the audience was yelling the first syllable of the Kardashian family’s favorite word (Botox), it was the same crowd from that Clippers game Kendall went to last weekend, they were actually saying “To” in an attempt to summon Chris Hansen and the To Catch A Predator crew and catch Kylie’s shameless pedo boyfriend Tyga. But if I had to put money on it, I’m going with: because people are sick of their asses.
Then again, those boos might not have been meant for Kendall and Kim Jr.; they were introducing a performance by their brother-in-law Kanye, and that audience had already sat through enough eyeroll-inducing antics for one night. Plus, we can’t even be sure if anyone booed through Kanye’s performance, since most of it was censored.
Yes, that is Kanye hiding behind 400 lbs of flames. He handles it like a pro, but that’s not surprising. If you watched your wife get re-built every 6 days by a team of highly-skilled welders, you’d know exactly when to shield your face from the sparks too.
Here’s more of Kendall doing the Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious band all kinds of disrespect in that jacket and Kylie looking like napkin in a napkin holder at the BBMAs last night.