The Look: Sookeh's Black Licorice Dress And Predator Hair
Beeeeeeeeeehl can photobomb all he wants, but he can't take the spotlight away from Soookeh's movie theater snack of a dress and her Sunday afternoon hair. I call it Sunday afternoon hair, because that's what it looks like when you comb leave-in-conditioner in your hair and let it sit in there while you catch up on episodes of Big Rich Texas.
Five months after giving birth to her twin fairy vampire babies, ASkars Jr. and ASkarina, Anna Paquin went to Tom Ford's pre-Oscar party looking like a malnourished lady Predator who just sucked on a big, fat lemon. I just want to use one of Anna's Ginsu knife cheekbones to cut a piece of licorice off her dress. Everybody should take note. Don't bother styling your hair after you get out of the shower and always wear a dress that can double as a midnight snack.
Here's a few pictures of some other hos at last night's party: Tom Ford (looking like the hottest member of a secret non-government agency that polices extraterrestrial aliens.... keep Anna away from him!), Solange Knowles Miss J, Superman with Gina Carano, Allison Williams with her TV mom Rita Wilson, Garcelle Beauvais and Elton John with David Furnish.
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david furnish looks like stewie from family guy.
unf tom ford! so fucking hot.
She looks anorexic now. Her husband should stop drinking her blood. She obviously needs it.
Looks like they couldn't get the A listers to show up. PR is in trouble.
Yeh, to me, Elton's hubby had his suit tailored or over tailored about two years ago and has put on a few pounds. He used to be super slender. He is in denial and hasn't bought a newer wardrobe. We've all been there. He's a nice looking chap I guess but he does peels a little too often I think.
@literarylioness: I think she's actually thinner than she was before she got pregnant and even that was much thinner than she was about 6 years ago. She's slowly disappearing for years now.
Did she have everything sucked out her with the c-section? That's just not natural to look that thin after having twins only a few months ago unless she only gained five pounds.
Before anyone goes off on how she lost weight, or knows someone who lost weight, after birthing twins and got back to a size 0, yes it could happen, but that is a rarity of epic proportions. This chick got some outside help with surgery or drugs.
anna you were quite with weight on.
girl you look terrible like this. seriously.
what happened to miss indie films?
Tom Ford would not give a People Interview .. Never mind photoshoot.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Submitted by grommet on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 2:12pm.
Tom Ford is the hottest of all. How has he not been the sexiest man alive?
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Right? He's gorgeous.
I actually like the dress but she's too skinny and looks cranky--in thumb #7 especially. Lighten up, woman.
Dog: Elton's wife is terribly dressed--that suit is wayyy too small, and his jewels look ready to burst out of it!
Edit: I saw Rita Wilson on a "Brady Bunch" episode tonight--Gregg picked her as head cheerleader over HIS OWN SISTER and the piece who was just using him to get his vote anyhow!
So the royal we has seen Henry Sans Cloths? I am ashamed... Mmm how shall I repent... ;). Must have a weekend marathon of the Tudors.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Hey there VOB, you knew Cavill but he was half-naked in the pics, so he forgives you for not adding him to Batty 's hottie list. How are you today? Enjoying your Friday?
OnT: I think Sookeh could have avoided the vampyr look by posing with ASkars and cutting all dieting for a few months.
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Not that anyone cares... But Beihhhl photo bombing Sukis pics is pretty funny.
When did she have her twins?
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Withy...For Why have you not introduced me to Henry Cavali till today? Was I bad?
OMG... Nom mom nom
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Missed it before, but you can see Anna's thong through her dress.
Damn, she looks rough. It's a shame that she's so skinny now. Her body was always so cute.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 1:46pm.
Tom Ford is so immaculately well-groomed. I bet even his nose hair & pubes are in perfect order
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How long do you think he keeps his pubes? I don't think he's the type to wax it all off, but yeah, definitely well-groomed. Like, shorn very short, just enough to let you know they grow, or a little bit longer?
But yeah, he always looks great. Wouldn't it be interesting to see him out looking dumpy in a pair of sweats for once? I wonder what he looks like in the morning.
I think 'Sookie' is very cute, great body. Not like it needs to be repeated, but she's definitely too skinny here. Vampire Bill on the other hand, urgh. I've never found him attractive, at all, and the unattractiveness is exacerbated by the makeup on the show. I'm not even sure the British accent could win me over. It's not that he's ugly. His face is just... It doesn't look as bad when he's smiling, I guess.
And I like curly hair on a dude, but most guys don't know how to work it. It usually ends up like this guy, a la gelled-up Nickelback singer style.
Elton John's husband looks like a poor reproduction of Tom Ford. (I'm not saying he's ugly)
I kinda like the dress. But yes, she's very predator vampire-looking right now. Tom, sunglasses indoors, big no. Allison Williams has some gorgeous eyes and ♥Cavill♥ imma ignore the woman with him.
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Okay, glad I'm not the only one who thinks she looks sickly thin in these pics...
Wow, she looks scary thin.
She could have worn her hair in another style.
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The guy in the back looks like he has gas.
Sookeh looks like an anorexic alien, but I think she's ugly/hot. Hard to explain.
Alison Williams could be a stand-in for Duchess Kate. I think she's really pretty on the show when she doesn't have too much makeup on. But she's gotten too skinny.
Who else thinks Superman and Gina Carano are bearding for each other?
Submitted by vsminimoose on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 1:36pm.
My boyfriend works on the set of GIRLS and he's a total hottie.
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Rilly? Is Lena Dunham a diva? Does she take off her shirt any chance she gets?
Why is Elton's wife wearing a jacket three sizes too small?
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Alison Williams is really beautiful.
Sookeh looks Mischa Bartony here, ie. she has total meth-face.
Tom Ford is just perfection. I wanna sit on his face for eternity.
Superman's got the same stupid curly hair as me. SO annoying it is.
The sunken cheek, painfully thin look is killing the hotness. EAT something woman, your head looks like an orange on top of a toothpick.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 1:46pm.
Tom Ford is so immaculately well-groomed. I bet even his nose hair & pubes are in perfect order
LOL, I'm sure you are right!
I think the Superman guy has a decent man face.
He needs to lose the baby haircut though.
Hi Twatty!
Tom is just gorgeous !!!
"DuFresnes party of two. DuFresnes party of two. Bush party of three.
Yeah but , what happened to the DuFresnes ?!?!?!?!?!?!? "
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I'm sure it's from nursing and chasing those kids around [eyeroll].
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Henry Cavill needs to leave the greasy curls at home or, even better, on the barbershop floor. I'm with those of you calling for a return to the buzz cut.
I totally flashed Anna on accident when she was super pregnant, she was nice about it.
Alison Williams needs a sammitch or 5. HEr body is slammin' but her face needs a tiny bit of fat on it to make it less drawn & middle aged. Rita Wilson looks reedick. And Sookie needs some sammitches, full of butter and cheese and salami, too.
MJT - you're right, it's the hair. It looks greasy & unwashed. He does need to go back to the buzzcut!
I know I should hate on Sookeh and Beeeehl, but I just can't.
Tom Ford is the hottest of all. How has he not been the sexiest man alive?
@ Ophelia's -- you watched the last season?! that was you?!! god bless
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 2:04pm.
If there is a Heaven, Miss Tom Ford will be sitting on our face at the pearly gates!!!
honey i'm sure it indeed would be fabulous to have such a magnificent sight greet you and guide you to your true, um, more "southern" destination...
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"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 2:02pm.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 1:56pm.
"I hope you and Mr. J get hired back for the next season of the Miss tyra's runway crackwhores."
lol, i'm guessing Mr. Jay and Miss J [and Nigel. and Paulina. and etc etc etc] are happy not to be contractually obligated to associate with that nutcase and her baby nutcases ;-)
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I suppose, but I love them and Nigel and really missed them this past season. Kelly Cuntrone and that conceited pretty boy model were horrid. Nobody can teach runway like Miss J. Nobody. lol;)
If there is a Heaven, Miss Tom Ford will be sitting on our face at the pearly gates!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Tom ford is yummy yummy i would turn into a man for a piece of that
Anna p has one of those faces, how is she famous again, and her husband is so ugly
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 1:56pm.
"I hope you and Mr. J get hired back for the next season of the Miss tyra's runway crackwhores."
lol, i'm guessing Mr. Jay and Miss J [and Nigel. and Paulina. and etc etc etc] are happy not to be contractually obligated to associate with that nutcase and her baby nutcases ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
The "BuckWheat in a FANCY mood" that Miss J is working is the THE LOOK!
Add Anna to the big head list. Big head big head.
And Garcelle's legs! Lord lord lord.
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@Foxxy -- I'm referring to the two skankaroonies (Whitney and Bonnie) on Big Rich Texas.
on topic: oh I dint see Miss J standing there.. I hope you and Mr. J get hired back for the next season of the Miss tyra's runway crackwhores.
Her head looks so disproportionate to her bod. The main pic srsly looks like a bad photoshop. Very weird.
I need to watch Fly Away Home for a palate cleanser.
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Anna is not pretty, she's more cute, and skinny does not look nice on her features at all. She looks far better with some weight on her.
Not a fan of the hair but otherwise I think she looks fierce.
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