Olivier Sarkozy And Mary-Kate Olsen Are Moving In Together
People who live on East 10th Street in NYC's East Village will soon hear naked virgins scream out the words "A TODDLER TROLL IS TRYING TO EAT MY BLOOD! HELP HELP! I mean, FIRE FIRE!" as they run down the street, because 26-year-old Mary-Kate Olsen is moving into the neighborhood with her French dadfriend. 42-year-old Olivier Sarkozy has been nibbling on Mary-Kate's troll twat for a few months now and they will continue to gross us all out, because they're taking their love to the next level by moving in together.
Page Six says that Olivier has paid $6.25 million for a 4,200 square foot townhouse that was built in the olden times. Olivier will own the East Village's new house of horrors, but apparently Mary-Kate approves of it and likes it because it's old. (Too easy.) Curbed has pictures of the townhouse and we really should admire it before the walls are covered in the screams of the innocent, goat nutsacks and posters from past Olsen movies. That last one is the most terrifying, I know.
All shade aside, I'm happy (not really) that a 42-year-old French dude who looks like a 52-year-old French dude and a 26-year-old girl who looks like an 8-year-old dressed up as Snow White's old witch have found love in a hopeless place. And note to Ryan Murphy, you now have your plot for the third season of American Horror Story.
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Who is Oliver Sarkozy?
This is gross. If a man like this falls for a girl with her physique he's basically a pedophile who found a loophole to avoid prosecution.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
his taking them both out for ice cream.
http://surisburnbook.tumblr.com/post/25451987114/im-still-trying-to-conv...
daddy's day out with daughter and her friend.
just look at the link mike posted of olivier, mahhriee-kat and his daugther hanging out, maahrie-kat is the same size as the 8 year old daughter. soooooo creepy!
From that angle, he looks like Phil Hartman
I bet he makes her feel all "growed up" and adult and everything.
I can't believe this creep and I are the same age. He makes me look like I bathed in the Fountain of Youth daily.
She looks smitten. Irrevocably rolling in his deep. (love my Adele)
Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 7:22pm.
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Oh my goodness Zorba, hehehe.
Somehow I think these two are very well suited. Ugh his hand in her grimy hair, must be true love, lol *gags*
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Meh, it is barely in the East Village - good enough for their "street cred" I suppose. But really, he looks older than that apartment.
I had an affair with a much older guy ONCE.
He could hardly keep his dick up for two minutes.
That cured my daddy issues reeeeall quick.
I ain't defending huge age-gaps for either gender (any gender?), but maybe he's got what she needs in French contacts, erudition, etc.? I mean, her fashion pretensions aside, she's rich and famous for playing a googley-eyed troll in a dumb TV show...
Or maybe she's just a messed-up young woman with daddy issues?
Huge age gaps like this gross me out. I have a cousin who is dating someone old too. Ick. With so many people in the world why even decide to flirt and let something develop with such a huge age difference? Sorry but if some old dude, even if he's hot, starts talking to me I'd turn a blind eye--it's just not going to work, totally different stages in life.
MK, he looks 52 and she looks 42 at least. So they're perfectly matched. Would have thought they'd have split the cost of the house, isn't she a zillionaire?
Ya greasy match made in heaven! olol
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Submitted by Capitanne on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 2:21pm.
Running les doigts through the greasy hair of la twat is tres Francais et tres deez-guss-ting!
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LOL!!!!!
And Merde, that face of hers! I can never decide whether I think it's purposeful or natural. Any way, I HATE
The two guys in front are definitely saying, "is there a toddler or tiara behind us, talking sexyyy to that old man?"
capital Gross. dude playing with that troll head looks like lindsay lohans dad.
Submitted by turnelbup on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 4:45pm.
Oh, how I long for the days when the East Village was full of punks, crackies and bums instead of this human vomit.
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oh how i miss those days. human vomit has ruined my city.
That picture is hilarious.
The two guys below are saying to each other, "Did you fart, what's that smell"?
The witch in the back is thinking, "Fools, it's totally MEEEEEE!! Bwahahahahah!!"
creepo dude looks like Lohans dad
PS: If he's 42, I'm Blue Ivy Carter...dude is pushing 60 at best
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
Oh, how I long for the days when the East Village was full of punks, crackies and bums instead of this human vomit.
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
GAG. A. MAG.
I don't have a problem with the age difference, I have a problem with the fact that she looks 12 and he looks 60. Have you guys seen the pic of him and MK walking around with his daughter who is a little child? The daughter is the same size as MK. This dude is a deluxe creeper.
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 12:57pm.
I've never understood the appeal of older guys. Maybe it's because I've always looked younger than my age and I have this uncanny ability to attract the creepers. Nothing like some awkward middle-aged guy making small-talk, and then asking "so what high school do you go to, honey?" when you're 25.
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I personally enjoy older men. However, if you're gonna go way older, the guy should at least look like he has the stamina to keep up. You can be older, but still be youthful in spirit and appearance. He has to be in shape, and fuckable, for sure. (Think Sean Connery as James Bond.) I was once wooed by a guy who was easily 20 years my senior and LOADED. But as soon as I pictured what he'd be like in bed, I stopped taking his calls. Sorry, but that shit matters.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
Her hair looks so greasy. *Barf*
Submitted by MadgesVadge on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 3:43pm.
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...I don't want hobos on my stoop. I also don't want a stoop.
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*dies laughing* NO HOBOS, NO STOOP! :))
Submitted by muffintops on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 2:07pm.
6.2 million for shit load of drafty tiny bedrooms, 4 flights of stairs, and no kitchen. My crappy east village apt a few blocks away has nicer features that this old dump. I don't see one f'in central air or decent steam radiator in those pics / plans - no wonder if has been on the market for almost two years.
Good luck with getting any sleep also - traffic on that street is horrible at night.
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Yeah, I thought the same thing. I would have chosen a better neighbohood. Nothing confuses me more than rich people trying to live the life of poor people. If I had their money, I'd want state-of-the-art everything and I don't want hobos on my stoop. I also don't want a stoop.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 2:24pm.
I believe some of you drunken sluts may have seen ghosts... in the bottom of your beer bottles.
There are ghosts in beer? Shit.... *rings AA*
NO WAY that guy is 42. late 50's at least. he's lying to her. 'lost' his birth certificate maybe?
daddy issues. ugh.
It's interesting because he doesn't look like a heroin user, and birds of a feather flock together.
He looks like he could be her Grandpa.
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He excites me
Must be like a genesis of rhythm
I get feisty
Whenever I'm with him
This guy looks like John Belushi in Animal House. All he needs is a toga.
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I believe some of you drunken sluts may have seen ghosts... in the bottom of your beer bottles.
Running les doigts through the greasy hair of la twat is tres Francais et tres deez-guss-ting!
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 1:27pm.
@ Whamo
You should look into Frank Lloyd Wright's work.
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I know a little bit about Frank Lloyd Wright and now that you mention it I do remember watching a program about the building of Falling Water. Thanks for the reminder, I think I'll look over some of his other work on this slow Friday:)
I thought the Trollson girls favored hallows in the bottoms of trees for lodging.
*shrugs*
6.2 million for shit load of drafty tiny bedrooms, 4 flights of stairs, and no kitchen. My crappy east village apt a few blocks away has nicer features that this old dump. I don't see one f'in central air or decent steam radiator in those pics / plans - no wonder if has been on the market for almost two years.
Good luck with getting any sleep also - traffic on that street is horrible at night.
My hair used to look like hers....when I had the flu and didn't shower for a couple of days. My mother keeps asking me what is it with the new fashion trend of being dirty. I had no answer.
The two guys in the foreground are the best part of the picture. "Did boyfriend just say he was 42?"
Sarah Smile
angry bartender - From the moment I walked into there I had an unsettling feeling.
There are rumored to be at least 49 spirits there. Some nice, some not so nice.
M.E.- I've also stayed at the Brookdale. I didn't see anything crazy like you did but I had the craziest violent dreams while there. It's weird because I never remember my dreams ever.
Lucy - Ah. Ok. Got it.
Cuppy - 10-4!!!
Those be my stomping grounds!!!
Actually Aptos to SC is only about a 10 minute drive. LOL
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 1:29pm.
NO WAY! It is a small world! I have a standing invitation with these cousins to come visit. You will have to give me the 411 on what to do and where to go when I eventually visit them.
@ M.E.
I was replying to the link you posted; sorry I should have made that clearer. I was talking about the lodge you went to and the creek.
Cuppy - I grew up in Aptos! 8O
*sings It's a Small World"
Lucy - I cannot see the link.
@ Whamo
You should look into Frank Lloyd Wright's work. He stylishly incorporated nature into a lot of his buildings. Fallingwater is a great piece that I hope to visit one day.