Weiner's Weiner Finally Makes A Blurry Appearance
The media has been hitting us over the head with Anthony Weiner's peen for over a week and now we can finally look up to see what's been fucking with our brains. The guest of honor that got Anthony Weiner into this mess finally took its place at the head of the Internet table. Blogger Andrew Breitbart, who had been holding onto Wiener's dick picture as insurance, let the dick slip on Opie & Anthony's Sirius show today.
The picture lets you know what it would be like if you were drunk and were about to lick on Weiner's huge donkey nuts during an earthquake. Meaning: it's blurry and taken from the beej giver's point of view.
You know it's Weiner's because it leans to the left. But shit is so out of focus that if you told me it was CoCo frolicking into the white foamy waves, I'd probably believe you.
(Not safe for anyone planning on not ordering the Jewish chorizo for lunch) Click here to see it. And now I can say with complete confidence that I've done my part for my country.
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Submitted by justincase on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 1:40am.
Men tend to behave badly given half a chance. I do not believe they deserve to run the world any longer. Such weakness is unacceptable in someone who "solemnly" declared that he would uphold civic values and human dignity.
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We need a woman in office ! (and I'm not talking about Palin).
He fights for US you stupid f*cks. But then this is the country who elected freaking Bush. Then blamed Obama for all the shit that Bush caused came home to roost. Grow up!
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He fights for US you stupid f*cks. But then this is the country who elected freaking Bush. Then blamed Obama for all the shit that Bush caused came home to roost. Grow up!
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Submitted by Miss Thang: "why is this news? why do we still care about this bullshit? Everyone needs to grow the fuck up. I feel like we're a nation of fucking high schoolers. Don't we have way more important shit to tend to? ugh"
Yes, like the new reality show starring Ice T and Miss Coco. And I am not being sarcastic.
Men tend to behave badly given half a chance. I do not believe they deserve to run the world any longer. Such weakness is unacceptable in someone who "solemnly" declared that he would uphold civic values and human dignity.
Would have preferred to click onto pics of the two cute sleepy kittehs.
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I'm not really sure who this Breitbart dipshit is, but fuck him for "innocently showing" the pic on O and A...as if he didn't think it would be photographed, thereby "keeping his word" that he wouldn't post it on his website.
I think Weiner was a moronic jerk for indulging in his little internet fantasy fucks, but I also think that Republicans were monitoring his Twitter account, saw he was following some young stuff, and set him up in a manner of speaking.
Weiner is totally to blame, but Breitbart is scum, imo.
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what a fucking dipshit. weiner. it was his destiny.
unfuckingreal.
i wouldn't want him to resign because he tweeted his cock (who hasn't?), or because he lied about it (who hasn't?) but because he was stupid enough to do it in a way that's traceable. that's incompetence.
-just an angry guy with a bag of (raul duke's) dicks
why is this news? why do we still care about this bullshit? Everyone needs to grow the fuck up. I feel like we're a nation of fucking high schoolers. Don't we have way more important shit to tend to? ugh
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Submitted by Karen Flatts on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 7:48pm.
*starts slow golf clap* AMAAAAAAZING and fucking well said!
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For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Americans are perfect.
I'm glad the kitteh sleeping next to him seemed to sleep through his fuckery.
Submitted by fashion disaster on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 6:04pm.
I'd hit it
hahahaha. This is the best scandal ever. And, other than his wife and fetus, nobody got hurt.
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Oh crap! "Democrats shun Weiner"??
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aaa...should we expect any less from Breitbart? Man's a complete tool.
Why is no-one calling HIM our on lies? The man lies constantly and ruins people's lives!
"Submitted by Hotmami on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 5:38pm.
I think people are making way too big a deal out of this. It was a stupid thing to do, not to mention incredibly disrespectful to his wife, but to want him to resign over it?
Please."
Co-signed!!
Move along, people.
Don't we have bigger (sorry) issues to worry about in the US? The man is a decent politician...this is a marital issue and should have stayed one. When it became public, I mean, DUH, of course he's going to lie about it! That's human nature, folks...doesn't mean he doesn't do his job well and that he isn't honest in his political dealings. Who the hell *hasn't* sent someone a nudie shot a some point? How does this make him a "pervert"?
The only thing he's guilty of is thinking w. his other head. It happens.
Karen Flatts> Americans aren't intellectually lazy? Explain Bush Jr. Not once, but TWICE! (I am an American, btw). Explain how we ended up w. the GOP in the majority last Nov. even though people *have* to remember how badly they usually fuck things up. It's because people sat home on their fat asses and didn't VOTE. Yes, sorry, but Americans are lazy. We take things for granted and we prefer to vote for the "guy you'd have a beer with".
Damn right, Karen Flatts - very well said!
I'm so over this "stupid American" or "fat American" thing. Like everyone else is so fucking smart and skinny. Talk about sweeping statements about 300+ million people by a bunch of pompous idiots who use the same "clever and witty" soundbites over and over. STFU already.
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Well-said Karen Flatts!
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Submitted by boston61 on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 6:56pm.
Because Americans are freaking lazy and stupid. They are ready to toss this guy out without knowing anything about what he has done for them as a politician. Anthony is on the side of the average person. He fights for US you stupid f*cks. But then this is the country who elected freaking Bush. Then blamed Obama for all the shit that Bush caused came home to roost. Grow up!
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Go fuck yourself. I am neither lazy nor stupid,so speak for yourself, cunt. What I do know is that Anthony Weiner has absolutely no support from his own party in this matter because the man you claim "fights for US" is known among his own party as being a divisive egotist whose only true goal is to ride his seat until he can run for NYC Mayor. Should he resign for this? I really don't give two fucks. His district will make that decision for him the next time around if he doesn't. But don't you fucking dare lump everyone who doesn't like this fucking weasel into the "stupid American" category, you fucking gelatinous lump of shit.
Because Americans are freaking lazy and stupid. They are ready to toss this guy out without knowing anything about what he has done for them as a politician. Anthony is on the side of the average person. He fights for US you stupid f*cks. But then this is the country who elected freaking Bush. Then blamed Obama for all the shit that Bush caused came home to roost. Grow up!
It's amazing...Bush actually likes Weiner!
Submitted by agirl on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 5:58pm.
Please note that there is not one but TWO uninterested pussies near Mr. Weiner and his weiner. That speaks volumes.
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If his wife was there it would have been three uninterested pussies.
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I refuse to look at it.
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I'd hit it
Having finally seen the peen pic, all I have to say is "Talk about making a big deal out of nothing".
No wonder his wife is a lesbian.
Oh, and as far as resigning goes, with re-districting and now this shit, his seat is probably going to be gone anyway.
Submitted by K2 on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 11:19am.
Just cant get over how STUPID politicians can be. WHY on earth would he send out anything that could be linked back to him - did he really think it wasnt gonna come back to haunt him?! I say get rid of him not b/c he's showing the world his ball sack but because he's got to be the dumbest fuck to let these pics get out there to begin with !!!! It speaks volumes about his intelligence.
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A+++. Exactly why I think this idiot should be tossed out on his wiener. If you send naked pix out into the universe, don't bitch if they come back and bite you in the ass. Also, if you're going to blow your career on pussy, do it big like Charlie Sheen or don't do it at all. And if you get caught, OWN IT. I'd respect a politician more if he said, "Yeah I did it, FUCK YOU".
I think it's hilarious that aside from Blago, Chicago politicians are notoriously crooked but paranoid as hell. After Blago's rants were recorded, published and have now gotten him on trial, I'm sure the pols are going to be worse. Which is probably for the best because God knows I don't want to see any of those asshats naked.
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Please note that there is not one but TWO uninterested pussies near Mr. Weiner and his weiner. That speaks volumes.
"WEINER'S WEINER PUTS PUSSIES TO SLEEP" - there's a headline for ya!
Submitted by me_ on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 2:02pm.
I'm from Europe. Can't understand you US people why you're scandalizing the story that much. Private matters... like Monica's blowjob has nothing to do with politics.
Yeah! Just like in France and Italy currently!
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Submitted by Hotmami on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 5:38pm.
I think people are making way too big a deal out of this. It was a stupid thing to do, not to mention incredibly disrespectful to his wife, but to want him to resign over it?
Please is right.
David Vitter never resigned, and he's still babbling on about "family values" and abstinence only sex-ed.
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 11:57am.
Submitted by literarylioness on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 11:41am.
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I thought a "flame point himmy" was a reference to his type of peen.
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LOL I thought the same thing! And I was very impressed (as always) with the scope of the knowledge of Dlisters, esp. different classifications of secks stuff like penises (penii?). I thought I was gonna learn me something too today. Turns out the reference was to a pussy and not a peen. Oh well. Tomorrow is another day.
CNN reports "mounting pressure on Weiner." Man, so many guys can relate...
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I think people are making way too big a deal out of this. It was a stupid thing to do, not to mention incredibly disrespectful to his wife, but to want him to resign over it?
Please.
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The Weiner wife is pregnant.
If you can even fucking believe it...
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Clinton lied under oath. Perjury. He compounded his own bad public relations by lying to the American public about it.
Weiner lied to the press. Not the same. He also lied to the American public about it, but then again, he did not really owe us an explanation. He sent his picture of his winkie to someone. Not illegal.
Is Weiner a horndog? Probably. Should he resign? That is up to him and the people he serves. This is a stupid, idiotic thing for a pubic servant to do. He will never live it down. Political career a laughingstock.
Politicians are ever and anon going to be judged, rightly or wrongly, by their sexual pecadillos, if they choose to be indiscreet. Bottom line.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:19am.
mcnightmare, don't argue with ZiggyStardust. You will just get frustrated. Her mind doesn't work like the rest of ours.
I am a troll. Ignore
Everybody lies about things.
Lying about putting a picture of your dick onto the Internet is nothing. It's a trivial matter and a trivial lie. There is not one person on this planet who does not lie on a daily basis. People who can't lie usually find themselves being diagnosed with a developmental disorder.
Anybody who thinks that this lie has any bearing in how trustworthy he is as a politician is either disingenuous or really fucking dumb.
Do you think the Dalai Lama holds his hands up when his keepers find the bill for his hotel room pay per views? He'll no. He lies.
This is the equivalent of lying about farting in public. If somebody asks you if you just farted, who the he'll would say, "yeah sorry, it's really pretty foul, huh?" Even if there's a green comedy atomic cloud shooting out of your anus, you lie.
Do your sons own up to the spunk marks on their bed sheets? If not, then they are probably sociopaths.
It's embarrassing sure, so of course he's going to lie about it. It's not an important issue and has no bearing on his moral or political ability.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:19am.
mcnightmare, don't argue with ZiggyStardust. You will just get frustrated. Her mind doesn't work like the rest of ours.
I am a troll. Ignore
Are there any women who get off on seeing some random guy's junk? It could be a still from a porno sent as his junk. Boy he must feel stupid now if that's what happened. Tight pants and a hard on is kinda hot though.
TMZ is saying his wife is pregnant, too.
Whooooooooooops.
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The cats don't seem to be impressed with it.
.... I'd hit it. I mean, this is a peen that could bring peace to the middle east. i hope its as thick as it looks!
"You know it's Weiner's because it leans to the left."
LMAO! I can't believe Michael K didn't comment on the two pussies asleep on the couch with him.
meh...he's an idiot, but I don't really give a rat's ass unless he's funneling taxpayer money to his babymamas to keep 'em quiet, a la John Edward. Or giving his ho's high level cabinet posts, a la ex-NJ Governor Jim McGreevey.
Ron Paul 2012. It's the only way.
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Submitted by over here on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 12:15pm.
I read in the paper today that he's married to a practicing Muslim and there's an Iman telling her to forgive him and make it work. Uh-huh. Im no practicing Muslim but my instincts are telling me that if she was the one doin this crap he would have dropped all kinds of holy hell fire on her head and say she should be stoned.
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WTF?! You managed to bash Muslims in this post? I guess bigotry never takes a day off! (And it's called an ImaM not ImaN. That one you're talking about married David Bowie - who, btw, I would take my problems to and seek spiritual counsel).
How about the fact that her Imam didn't advise her to divorce her JEWISH husband while she is a Muslim? You had to find a way to bash a group of people out of nowhere?
What an ugly creep.
me_ on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 2:08pm.
Mr. Weenie is that you?
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You're right that he's no trustworthy politicians.
About your private experience: I agree it leaves at least mistrust in a relationship.
... lot of envy posts. Guys' posts because they can't compete and women's post because they don't get their p****'s spanked by that much...
Submitted by me_ on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 2:02pm.
If this is his real dick and if I were his wife, I would never dump him.
I'm from Europe. Can't understand you US people why you're scandalizing the story that much. Private matters... like Monica's blowjob has nothing to do with politics.
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It does if you go out of your way to deny it and lie and make accusations against others. It also goes to show if he would lie to the public about that, he cannot be trusted to not lie about other things which do concern the public.
I had a man that sent shit like this to othe women, and I dumped him. There is no need to be sending pictures of your dick to othe women if you have a gf or wife. No excuse, and women who stand by men like this, are complete
door mats and idiots, imo.
If this is his real dick and if I were his wife, I would never dump him.
I'm from Europe. Can't understand you US people why you're scandalizing the story that much. Private matters... like Monica's blowjob has nothing to do with politics.