Afternoon Crumbs

June 8, 2011 / Posted by:

You know how you were three winds to the sheet (you were so tanked you didn’t even know the correct saying) last night and wished nobody was watching you after your drunk face ate concrete? They were and now you’ll definitely be nominated for The Hoff Award for giving the most graceful performance of the year! – The Daily What

Romeo, romeo, where for art the paps so they can get pictures of our asses together? – Lainey Gossip

Taylor Momsen still think she’s the prostitot trash version of Vanity – Hollywood Tuna

Chris Evans has prematurely started the Jude Law phase of his life – The Superficial

Things the world did not need: The Biebershop QuartetTowleroad

Christy Turlington is greasy, flexible and not nipple shy (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Something tells me JLo wore that same dress to her high school prom – Celebitchy

Gwen Stefani retires her solo career – Popsugar

Maggie Q at her audition for the role of Grandma Addams – Just Jared

Awkward Kristen Stewart is awkward – Popholic

Kim Kardashian threatens to sue the hand that feeds her fat famewhoring ass – ICYDK

A voice like Susan Boyle and a rack like Simon CowellOMG Blog

Suri Cruise ain’t impressed – The Berry

Lindsay Lohan has it hard – Celebslam

Mayor Alec Baldwin is not in New York’s future – Videogum

Romance is butt banging your piece by the pool – Hollywood Rag

Rides of the rich and asshole-ish – Cityrag

It’s not what it looks like! Dude just has something in his teeth and Kirstie Alley is helping a bitch out – I’m Not Obsessed

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