Wednesday, April 20th 2011
And Here's Helen Mirren Saying "Shit" On British TV
It's not a cunt bomb, it's not even a lukewarm fuck bomb, but I'll still file it away as win for our cause! The best part is when Helen Mirren tries to stuff the "shit" back into her mouth before anyone realizes that she let it out in the first place. (<--- That didn't come out right. <----- That didn't come out right either.)
Here's Helen looking more glamorous than a Jackie Collins book cover at the UK premiere of Arthur yesterday with Russell Brand and Katy Perry. Yes, Helen will kiss your man on the lips in front of your face and she won't even lose a wink of beauty sleep over it. My idol.
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Well Helen can get away with it (both saying "shit" on TV and kissing someone else's hsband on the lips in front of her).
Katy Perry is starting to look large and sloppy with those bigger fake boobs and weight gain(?). She looked better before.
So she said shit on tv.... It's only the Americans and other fundamentalist countries who get upset at things like this.
Try watching CBC and many other Canadian channels and you hear those "naughty" words all the time.
Methinks Perry dyed her hair just a TAD too black.
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Submitted by SoulTaker on Wed, 04/20/2011 - 12:05pm.
Helen Mirren can fuck off for having taken part in this heinous never-should-have-happened remake. And sorry - Hobbes was not a woman and I refuse to accept a female in that role.
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I second that! Shame on her!
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I got a name, I got a number, I'm coming after you
Katy Perry has the best bod. That's what I call curvy. Not too skinny, not fat. Just perfection. Hate her songs though.
Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 04/20/2011 - 11:39am.
Being a cunt must do the body good. Helen looks great.
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That's the only lifestyle advice I will ever take!
Screw jogging for hours and expensive gym membership - I'll just focus on my cunt skills!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bqVAmaUJ1U
not a fan of Katy's at all, but i gotta say she looks great here. and Helen is an absolute rock star. love her.
Katy Perry (or is that Kim Kardashian? Same damn' hair.) has that "birth control Rx" glow. Rounder face, a tiny bit of tummy. You know the pregnancy rumors will be hitting any second now. But I wouldn't think Brand would go for parenting right away.
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Don't be so sure. In the interviews of him that I have watched, he said they were both 'very eager' to start their family right away. He said they were going to have several beautiful children and create a small dynasty!
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
I never noticed what a plain jane Katy Perry is. Take off the pounds of make-up and she would look like a man.
I wish people would stop overreporting on old women like they're some kind of goddamn novelty gag. Betty White and Helen Mirren--at least people are getting over the Betty White schtick, but I'm tired of hearing about Helen Mirren and how "hot" she is.
Katy Perry (or is that Kim Kardashian? Same damn' hair.) has that "birth control Rx" glow. Rounder face, a tiny bit of tummy. You know the pregnancy rumors will be hitting any second now. But I wouldn't think Brand would go for parenting right away.
How that woman lets that hideous troll on top of her is beyond me. He looks like Rocky from "Mask"
Helen Mirren is in "Arthur"? Now I know what Jennifer Saunders meant when she was accepting her lifetime BAFTA and told Helen onstage: "Dawn and I are cutting back, but not retiring. We'd love to work with you, but just on your good stuff, not the shit."
I wanna fuck her.
Carry on.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 04/20/2011 - 11:58am.
who was she talking about saying "you little shit"
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
Helen Mirren, I lick your shoes. Helen Mirren, you make me want to....keep on going. Because you rock all the flavors of the....soles of every custom made pair of shoes in Europe.
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
What prompted her to say it? Did someone ask her about her role in Caligula?
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 04/20/2011 - 11:58am.
LOL @ "shite" My Mom never swore when we were kids but sometimes she would totally lose it and say "SHITE" (she's a Brit) OMG< that would make us die laughing which would just make her madder!
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My mom's go-to curse was BALDERDASH!
I was always told i was too "impertinent."
My dad would call women he didn't like "battleaxes."
Man, we could go on all day i bet.
(Brit parents too)
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Helen Mirren can fuck off for having taken part in this heinous never-should-have-happened remake. And sorry - Hobbes was not a woman and I refuse to accept a female in that role.
Katy Perry looks like a cave man in drag- I hadn't noticed her giant jaw before. Boobies are nice though.
Ahaha! Katy gave him this zero sex appeal, dry, robotic kiss and Helen's like "MOVE!" and showed her how it's done RIGHT. I'll bet her other hand is on his ass lol. Funny shit right thar.
who was she talking about saying "you little shit"
LOL @ "shite" My Mom never swore when we were kids but sometimes she would totally lose it and say "SHITE" (she's a Brit) OMG< that would make us die laughing which would just make her madder!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."
UGH, i HAVE ONE FUCK of a headache and not going anywhere.
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I'd rather be beaten over the head by Helen Mirren trying to be hip then even be exposed to most of the current "celebrities"
Also that thing on Katie Perry's head looks like it needs to be hydrated and put out to pasture. Hideous black straw.
Yesterday on the radio they were reading an old letter of John Lennon's where he keeps saying "shite." It's weird that it's ok to say "shite" on the radio but not "shit."
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Was the question " Helen if could you sum up this movie with one word..."?
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OMG RAUL, youre becoming another "schlong" with your sweet sexy words...
Shameful. Wasting a talent like Helen as a second banana for Tiny Tim.
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now is the time for guts and guile ~ Dame Elizabeth
If Russell Brand really is this mega manwhore he claims to be (even though he says he's reformed now...), I'd be disappointed if he didn't tap that legendary old lady ass, just for the hell of it.
she can give up the pretentious act because she isn't anywhere nearly has good as peter o'toole or helen mirren or. especially peter o'toole. you can forget it, bitch.
I love Helen Mirren! That talented bitch can do no wrong in my book.
Can we stop with the hair extensions already?
I can't stand to see the lovely and talented Helen Mirren in the company of such skeezy fugness.
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"Fuck that guy for thinking anybody and everybody should want to do Glee." - Dave Grohl
Being a cunt must do the body good. Helen looks great.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 04/20/2011 - 11:21am.
LOLOLOL weezy!!! my thoughts exactly!
Whamo - I confess, I'd hit it, too... I can only imagine the flappy, quivering skin slapping all around me.... so hot.
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LMAO Jack I'm starting to think we'd hit damn near anything!
Helen Mirren is a class act. I guess she did this bullshit for the money.
Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Wed, 04/20/2011 - 11:22am.
Her neck waddle flaps uncontrollably as she rides her men.
OOOOH YES! THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was a fucking GREAT laugh!!!
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Submitted by Fraggle: I vary between 665 and 667, depending on hormones.
I bet ol' Helen would bitch slap CZJ into the next century!
I hate hate hate Katy Perry and Russell Brand together. I'd probably hate either of them with anybody. Ok, I just hate them period.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake: "I am in the minority, but I am so tired of this old bat trying to be youthful, sexy and cool. It is starting to make me hate her, and she is a good actress."
I feel the same way. My eyes almost rolled out of my head when she was on SNL.
Yes, she IS a beautiful older woman who is still sexy, and I DO admire her for it, but I'm getting tired of being beaten over the head with it.
*Jana's the post*
I *ALWAYS* say "SHEET" b/c it's how my abuelita said "shit" when she was around. Once I made her weed tea and she told me it didn't do anything to her, but then she started telling me about when she was a SLUT!! OMG gramma!
*gives the post back to the lady who's gonna get her ass beat by Betty White in battle of the viejas*
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Submitted by Fraggle: I vary between 665 and 667, depending on hormones.
Imo he'd rather be boning Helen instead of KP.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
A classy broad. I haven't liked her since she won an Oscar.
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twerk those stumps!
Have you guys seen St. Trilian's School for
Bad Girls? Brand is silly and funny in that. I like his brain for the most part, just not looking at him.
LOLOLOL weezy!!! my thoughts exactly!
Whamo - I confess, I'd hit it, too... I can only imagine the flappy, quivering skin slapping all around me.... so hot.
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
Katy Perry is annoying. I would have stuck to liking her music if they didn't constantly overplay her singles. It was overkill. Especially 'Fireworks'. She made a mess of that song at the EMA last year.
However...HAHA @ Helen
Her neck waddle flaps uncontrollably as she rides her men.
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I am not here to fight. I am here to make love.
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 04/20/2011 - 11:16am.
Helen Mirren don't give a shit! Crazy nasty ass Helen Mirren.
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Nothing can stop the Helen Mirren when its hungry.. what a crazy fuck.. ew it's eating larvae that's disgusting.
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
"Yes, Helen will kiss your man on the lips in front of your face and she won't even lose a wink of beauty sleep over it."
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I can hear her saying, "Whatchu gon' do, bitch? You ain't gon' do shit! I coulda had ya man if I really wanted 'em!"
In a refined British accent of course.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
LOL DWM!!
and Lil G LOVES RB... he is second only to Lil Wayne.
*FUCKING PROUD*
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one