Lindsay Lohan Has Lost Another Job

In a development that is about as shocking as a drunk ass White Oprah having to take a cab home because she “misplaced” her car in the T.G.I. Friday’s parking lot again, the executive producer of Gotti: Three Generations tells TMZ that Lindsay Lohan will not play the role of Victoria Gotti due to the fact that her “management team” kept making ridiculous demands during negotiations. Since when is White Oprah demanding a trailer with running vodka in the faucets and a king sized tanning bed considered ridiculous? The nerve of those producers.

When director Nick Cassavetes used the “scheduling conflicts” excuse to drop out of the movie, a source kept saying that it was only a matter of time before LiLo officially signed on since he was the main obstacle in her getting the role. But now executive producer Marc Fiore says the movie has shut its legs to LiLo’s management and they are looking for another actress to play Victoria. Marc put it like this, “I will only ride a merry-go-round with my kids. Maybe if Lindsay calls me up, we can talk about it.”

At this point, LiLo should agree to work for a half can of Red Bull, because she’s about as hireable as this guy. With that said, this movie is already a bloody mess that not even “the cleaner” can clean up. John Travolta as Gotti? The director prematurely quitting this bitch? LiLo showing up to the movie’s press conference even though she was not part of the cast? The producer telling the media that he’s no longer considering LiLo? The producer then saying that he will reconsider if she calls him? White Oprah crashing the set of the Wendy Williams show in full Victoria Gotti drag to proclaim that she’s the one who should get the role (I made that up, but you know it’s going to happen)?

They should just keep this pre-production foolery go on as long as possible, because it’s a million times more entertaining than the movie is going to be.