The Greatest Lawsuit Of All-Time

August 15, 2007 / Posted by:
 
A South Carolina inmate has filed a $63 Billion lawsuit against NFL star and dog fighter Michael Vick. The man claims that Michael stole his pitbulls and sold them on eBay to buy missiles from Iran reports Fox News.
 
The dude filed the handwritten complaint last month.
 

The man alleges that Vick stole two white mixed pit bull dogs from his home in Holiday, Fla., and used them for dogfighting operations in Richmond, Va. The complaint goes on to allege that Vick sold the dogs on eBay and “used the proceeds to purchase missiles from the Iran government.”

The complaint also alleges that Vick would need those missiles because he pledged allegiance to Al Quaeda in February of this year.

“Michael Vick has to stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes,” Riches writes in the complaint.

Riches wants $63 billion dollars “backed by gold and silver “ delivered to the front gates to the Williamsburg Federal Correctional facility in South Carolina. Riches is an inmate at the facility serving out a wire fraud conviction.

Hey, I believe him. Award him the $63 Billion! Click here to see the rest of these documents. It's art, HIGH ART. It seriously belongs in a fine museum.

 

 

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