Kanye West Didn’t Like That Pete Davidson Bragged About Being In Bed With “His Wife”

Icarus ain’t got shit on Pete Davidson whose determination to put himself in the center of a white hot mess isn’t exclusive to dating Kim Kardashian. This fool is actually going to light a pile of cash on fire to have Jeff Bezos fly him directly towards the sun. According to TMZ, Pete’s been confirmed as one of five passengers who will cram themselves into Jeff’s space dildo next Wednesday for Blue Origin’s 4th manned flight to not quite outer space. Maybe he realized he was doing too much when he texted Kanye West that he was in bed with his wife as seen in a series of screenshots of text messages between the two that were shared on social media over the weekend? I might risk getting my ass hairs singed by Jeff’s cocket boosters too if it meant avoiding running into Kanye at Nobu. Not when he’s penned twin poems titled Dead and Divorce and posted them on Instagram. I’d want to get off this planet too if I thought there was a chance I’d have to listen to Kanye spit some slam poetry at me while I’m trying to enjoy a $50 salad.

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