Kanye West Didn’t Like That Pete Davidson Bragged About Being In Bed With “His Wife”

March 14, 2022 / Posted by:

Icarus ain’t got shit on Pete Davidson whose determination to put himself in the center of a white hot mess isn’t exclusive to dating Kim Kardashian. This fool is actually going to light a pile of cash on fire to have Jeff Bezos fly him directly towards the sun. According to TMZ, Pete’s been confirmed as one of five passengers who will cram themselves into Jeff’s space dildo next Wednesday for Blue Origin’s 4th manned flight to not quite outer space. Maybe he realized he was doing too much when he texted Kanye West that he was in bed with his wife as seen in a series of screenshots of text messages between the two that were shared on social media over the weekend? I might risk getting my ass hairs singed by Jeff’s cocket boosters too if it meant avoiding running into Kanye at Nobu. Not when he’s penned twin poems titled Dead and Divorce and posted them on Instagram. I’d want to get off this planet too if I thought there was a chance I’d have to listen to Kanye spit some slam poetry at me while I’m trying to enjoy a $50 salad.

As alarming and messy as Kanye’s behavior has been these past few months years, things have somehow gotten even more alarming and messy with the addition of a third party participating in publicly airing out of everyone involved’s shitty underwear. Comedian Dave Sirus, a writer on SNL, shared screenshots of a text exchange between Pete and Kanye, which Kanye acknowledged in a series of videos on Instagram. According to Page Six:

Pete Davidson wants Kanye West to “grow the fuck up.”

“Yo it’s Skete. Can you please take a second and calm down. It’s 8am and it don’t gotta be like this,” the comedian texted West in screenshots shared by “Saturday Night Live” guest writer Dave Sirus on Sunday.

“Kim is literally the best mother I’ve ever met. What she does for those kids is amazing and you are so fucking lucky that she’s your kids mom,” he continued. “I’ve decided im not gonna let you treat us this way anymore and I’m done being quiet. Grow the fuck up.”

According to the screenshots — which Page Six can confirm are real — West then asked, “Oh you using profanity now. Where are you right now?”

Davidson clapped back with a selfie of himself shirtless under the covers, adding, “In bed with your wife.”

How is 8-year-old North West the most mature person in this entire twisted saga? Page Six notes that Dave “has posted to social media on behalf of Davidson before,” which suggests that Pete asked him to do this for him (Dave’s IG page is now set to private). Here’s a look at what was exchanged.

And here’s what Kanye had to say about being on the receiving end of Pete’s taunt. via Page Six:

“At this point it’s going too far. God, please. The boyfriend texts me, antagonizing me, bragging about being in bed with my wife,” the rapper alleged in a video shared to Instagram on Sunday, in which he was praying to the camera.

“I thought it publicly for a year and a half. I’ve been dragged, how she’s not my wife, she don’t have the last name.”

West continued on, claiming, “Now he’s texting me, talking and bragging about how he’s in bed with my wife.”

He added, “I’m like, ‘Well, who’s watching my children if he’s texting me, bragging about being in bed with my wife?’”

Damn, the hardest working women in show business can’t get no report! The Kardashians’ nannies deserve the world. Or at the very least, a free ride to not quite outer space. But, as we know, Pete’s going instead. According to TMZ:

The announcement was made Monday … Pete’s going to be joining 5 others on the forthcoming mission, which is scheduled to hit the skies and beyond on March 23 (next Wednesday) in West Texas. It’ll be Blue Origin’s fourth human flight.

As far as who else he’s going with — all of whom are paying customers BTW — Pete will be joined by Party America CEO Marty Allen, hubby and wife duo Sharon and Marc Hagle, entrepreneur Jim Kitchen and Commercial Space Technologies Prez Dr. George Nield.

Do you think Pete knows it’s not this Marty Allen?

I hope he won’t be too disappointed to learn that he can’t use the trip as a tax write-off by shooting a pilot for Clowns in Space on his iPhone. TMZ adds that that time he and Kim went to his house for dinner, Pete talked to Jeff about going a second time in January, effectively doubling our chances that the entire crew will get abducted by aliens.

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