Category: The Ickness
Matt Lauer Is Fighting To Save His Marriage
It’s a terrible movie but I have a real soft spot for 1994’s It’s Pat! There’s one scene in which Pat is having a pity party and screams to their spouse Chris, “Feel sorrier for me!!!!”. I say that all the time and now disgraced perv Matt Lauer is joining in on the refrain. You see, his marriage to Dutch model Annette Roque is in trouble and “a source” (Matt with voice modulation thingy?) really wants you to know how sad that makes him.
According to People, Matt is “fighting to save his marriage” even though it’s been reported to be on the rocks since way before the allegations against him were revealed. But he needs the sympathy now in his hour of need, please and thank you.
The LAPD Is Investigating New Allegations Against Roman Polanski
Today is the day the pedophiles cried. The Los Angeles Times is reporting that the LAPD is investigating allegations that Roman Polaski molested yet another girl back in 1975. This is the sixth woman to come forward with gross tales more terrifying than Rosemary’s Baby. Even though the statute of limitations has expired on the case and Polanski can’t be criminally charged, the LAPD is doing it anyway and karma reminds us once again that she’s a raging bitch.
Multiple Women Have Accused Mario Batali Of Sexual Harassment And Assault
Looks like making Crocs happen isn’t the worst thing celebrity chef Mario Batali is guilty of. Eater is reporting that the rotund redhead with rosacea has been behaving badly for decades and will be stepping down from his duties at his many restaurants as well as from Batali & Bastianich Hospitality Group, the restaurant management services company he co-founded with Joe and Lidia Bastianich. He’s also been asked to step away from his co-hosting duties on ABC’s The Chew. Are you ready to lose your appetite? Here are some of the details.
Terry Crews Is Suing The Agent He Claims Groped Him At A Party
Newly minted TIME Magazine Person of The Year (kinda, sorta. He’s one of many featured) Terry Crews has taken his allegations of sexual assault at the hands of Hollywood agent Adam Venit to the courts. According to The Hollywood Reporter, Terry has filed a lawsuit against Venit and William Morris Endeavor (Terry’s former agency and the agency that employs Venit) claiming Venit groped him at a party hosted by Adam Sandler last year.
Gabriel Byrne Says Kevin Spacey’s Behavior Shut Down Production On “The Usual Suspects”
Gabriel Byrne is out promoting a documentary about famed Irish playwright George Bernard Shaw, so naturally he was asked about his co-star from 20 years ago, Kevin Spacey. According to The Times UK, Gabriel, who starred in 1995’s The Usual Suspects alongside Kevin, knew Kevin was a perv but had no idea that his sexually inappropriate behavior towards another young actor on the film was the cause of a 2-day production shut down.