Category: The Facts of Life
Open Post: Hosted By The Cast Of “The Facts Of Life: Live In Front Of A Studio Audience”
If you haven’t figured out if you’re a Tootie, Jo, Blair or Natalie by now, I’m not sure there’s much hope for you as those are the only personality types recognized by the United Federation of How People Be. Me, I’m a Tootie with a Jo rising. But in case you are either too young or too old to know that if you heard ’em from your brother you better clear ’em with your mother, you have another chance to decide which of the 4 genders you are because The Facts of Life is getting the Live In Front of A Studio Audience treatment a week from today.
But of course, they’ve got the casting all wrong because Jennifer Aniston will be playing Blair even though she’s more of a Natalie and they’ve got Gabrielle Union, a natural Blair, playing Tootie. But that’s racism for you! Kathryn Hahn will be playing Jo and (TV) Fargo’s Allison Tolman will be playing Natalie. They did get one thing right though. Ann Dowd will be playing Mrs. Garrett and I hear she’s planning on going full Aunt Lydia on their asses. Oh, and as previously reported, Kevin Hart will be playing Arnold in the Diff’rent Strokes episode to follow. Fun Fact: Kevin still has to use lifts!
Cam’ron Doesn’t Believe In Dinosaurs Or “Museum Facts”
I think people like Kanye West and B.o.B. have taught us that being a talented musician does not mean that you have any sort of brain power going on when it comes to scientific facts or sense. Take 43-year-old Cam’ron for instance. He is here to let you know that those “dinosaur” things may have not existed for real.
Leonardo DiCaprio And Jessica Biel Are Planning To Reboot “The Facts Of Life”
You might as well clutch your My Buddy doll (or 80s toy of your choice) to your chest, crawl back inside your mother, and pretend you’ve never been born. Because it’s been announced that Sony Pictures TV, along with Leonardo DiCaprio and Jessica Biel’s production companies, are in the early stages of giving The Facts of Life the reboot treatment.