Rapper B.o.B Is A Flat Earth Truther
B.o.B., who did that song “Airplanes,” spent his his weekend trying to open the sheeple minds of his 2 million Twitter followers by proving that the Earth is flat. The only thing he really proved is that Sherri Shepherd was his homeschool science teacher. I bet that he really believes that airplanes in the night sky are actual shootin’ stars.
B.o.B. regularly uses his Twitter page to spill out all of the conspiracy theories that are in his brain. And he really went for it while trying to tell us in dozens of tweets that NASA and the government are filling our heads with lies, because the Earth is flat and he has photographic proof!
He started by tweeting this picture and he dared us round Earth truthers to point out the curve to him.
The cities in the background are approx. 16miles apart… where is the curve ? please explain this pic.twitter.com/YCJVBdOWX7
— B.o.B (@bobatl) January 25, 2016
B.o.B. was once like us and believed all the lies the government force fed his brain until he really opened up his eyes and realized that the Earth is more of a pancake than a donut hole. I’m also going to guess that B.o.B. became a flat Earth truther after sharing a few joints with Jaden Smith while watching YouTube conspiracy videos. You know how potent Jaden’s weed is.
No matter how high in elevation you are… the horizon is always eye level … sorry cadets… I didn't wanna believe it either.
— B.o.B (@bobatl) January 25, 2016
A lot of people are turned off by the phrase "flat earth" … but there's no way u can see all the evidence and not know… grow up
— B.o.B (@bobatl) January 25, 2016
— B.o.B (@bobatl) January 25, 2016
Tila Tequila also believes that the planet is flat and one rule of life is to believe the exact opposite of what Tila Tequila believes, but B.o.B. isn’t following that rule. He has more proof! He tweeted some text from flat Earth books:
— B.o.B (@bobatl) January 25, 2016
— B.o.B (@bobatl) January 25, 2016
And long before Beyonce used fans to make her weaves dance in the wind, B.o.B. thinks NASA used fans to make the flag dance in the wind in their staged photo of the moon landing:
there's wind on the moon ? pic.twitter.com/PEqtCwgSbc
— B.o.B (@bobatl) January 25, 2016
He also brain burped up this amazing quote:
You can regurgitate force fed information all day… still doesn't change physics.
— B.o.B (@bobatl) January 25, 2016
B.o.B. went on and on and on, and finally, Neil deGrasse Tyson stepped in to try to set a trick straight:
@bobatl Polaris is gone by 1.5 deg S. Latitude. You’ve never been south of Earth’s Equator, or if so, you've never looked up.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) January 25, 2016
@bobatl Earth's curve indeed blocks 150 (not 170) ft of Manhattan. But most buildings in midtown are waaay taller than that.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) January 25, 2016
@bobatl Flat Earth is a problem only when people in charge think that way. No law stops you from regressively basking in it.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) January 25, 2016
@bobatl Duude — to be clear: Being five centuries regressed in your reasoning doesn’t mean we all can’t still like your music
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) January 25, 2016
B.o.B. hasn’t directly responded yet, but I’m sure that when he does, Neil deGrasse Tyson’s mind will be blown.
I know that Neil deGrasse Tyson tweeted a lot of fancy science shit, but it’s the “Duude” that got me. That’s straight guy talk for “Bitch, I can’t!” And seriously, most of us are laughing now, but we won’t be laughing after we fall off of the side of the FLAT EARTH and land on a giant turtle’s head.