Aaron Carter And YouTuber Trisha Paytas Acted Like They Were A Thing
And yes, I’m giving them the attention they crave so much.
You’re definitely familiar with Aaron Carter because of… well… lots of reasons. You may be familiar with YouTuber Trisha Paytas if you like watching people gorge themselves on food or… maybe that meme where she sings Shallow badly? Or cries? That’s her level of fame, and the two joined unholy Zzz-list forces and acted like they were a couple.
So Jezebel says this started with a series of tweets. Here they are, courtesy of Trisha:
I hooked up with @aaroncarter 2 nights ago and all I got was an unfollow 😔😔😔 I’m sorry ur dick is too big for me to take 😭😭😭
— Trisha Paytas (@trishapaytas) August 8, 2019
Hey @aaroncarter wake up !!!! We suppose to film our sex tape tonight 🙈
— Trisha Paytas (@trishapaytas) August 30, 2019
His dick is just like really big and like want it again 🍆 @aaroncarter
— Trisha Paytas (@trishapaytas) August 30, 2019
So we should have known something was off from the get, because–and I’m not saying Aaron Carter has a small dick–but if Aaron Carter had dick-game that was so good girls went on Twitter the next day. This would not be the first time. I’m suspicious–not that Aaron’s past with relationship truths is spotty, or anything.
Next, when Aaron and Trisha were hanging out, they went on Instagram live and then had the MOST awkward kiss you’ve seen this side of Phoebe Buffay and Chandler Bing:
So this is clearly for the promo since she even says: “We’re on live people are gonna screenshot it!” Bitch! Don’t pretend this whole thing ain’t explicitly for that reason–I’ve seen more passionate kisses at funerals.
This fan also made a collage of them for some reason, bless their heat:
Then the maybe-probably-not bisexual, Aaron posted this to Twitter once the story got picked up finally:
I’m single guys…. for the time being. I’m not rushing into anything.
— 𝒦𝒾𝒹 𝒸𝒶𝓇𝓉𝑒𝓇 (@aaroncarter) September 2, 2019
I just got out of a relationship, that isn’t mature to move on too fast. PERIOD. I have to learn from my mistakes.
— 𝒦𝒾𝒹 𝒸𝒶𝓇𝓉𝑒𝓇 (@aaroncarter) September 2, 2019
And Trisha also said this, which made me really grossed out because brothers and sisters should not be talking about each other’s big dicks. Unless you’re the Jonas Brothers:
no no just like brother and sister who kiss on the lips 😂💖 love u @aaroncarter we mise we’ll be twinnnns 🤗🧸 https://t.co/NmDGNYCA6B
— Trisha Paytas (@trishapaytas) September 2, 2019
And Aaron pretty much summed this up with one more message:
thanks for the promo!!! #pyro september 6th 💥@enews 😉https://t.co/OxvCtpIbvt
— 𝒦𝒾𝒹 𝒸𝒶𝓇𝓉𝑒𝓇 (@aaroncarter) September 4, 2019
hese two are truly one-step below Tana Mongeau and Jake Paul–which is saying a lot. I can’t believe Aaron and Trisha took us on this emotional rollercoaster for nothing! This is definitely an accurate depiction of me after having to learn about this story:
Pic: Instagram