Night Crumbs

September 8, 2022 / Posted by: Michael K

17 years ago, a cover of UsWeekly confirmed that Brangelina was a thing. Up until that point, it was only rumored that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were making sweet homewrecking love. The pictures of Brangelina and Maddox were taken on a beach in Kenya by a paparazzo who just so happened to be there. Well, Rolling Stone co-founder Jann Wenner, who owned Us Weekly at the time, says that Angie is the one who tipped the pap off with all the info needed to take the pics. I’m sorry, I really should’ve warned you in advance, because I’m sure that this SHOCKING and FRESH news caused you to collapse onto the floor and now you’re headed to the ER. Don’t send me your medical bills! – AceShowbiz

Speaking of shocks felt around the world, Edward Enniful, the editor-in-chief of British Vogue, claims that his magazine’s October issue is a big one that will “shock the world.” What could it be? Rihanna actually announcing a new album? Lea Michele reading a book, for real? The Kartrashians announcing that they’re giving all their money to charity and will disappear off the face of the earth? Wait, Edward said “shock the world” not “cause the world to explode with happiness” – Celebitchy

The teaser trailer for Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery is out, and it needs more hot dudes in cream knitwear – Pajiba

Peter Morgan, the creator of The Crown, says that they are pausing production on the show out of respect for THE QUEEN. And of course, that caused the internet to make the same “well, yeah, because we all know the ending now” joke – Just Jared

David Schwimmer’s shower picture > Jennifer Aniston’s shower picture – E! News

Today in Back From The 80s: McDonald’s is putting its cheese danish back on the menu for a limited time. If only my abuelita, who is the only person I know who liked the McDanish, was alive to see this beautiful moment – SOW

Today in Back From The 90s: Netflix is reviving Teletubbies – OMG Blog

Pic: Us Weekly

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