Category: Straight Pride
Tyler James Williams Shared A Message About His Sexuality And The Danger Of Trying To “Out” People
Last Thursday, rainbow flags dropped from the heavens and blanketed the entire world in multicolored bliss in celebration of Pride month. We can be certain to see all kinds of signage and messages of love and acceptance (until July 1, that is) and hear various opinions of what Pride means to different people. One such person, Abbott Elementary‘s Tyler James Williams, wanted to inform everyone of two things. The first is that he is not gay. The second is that he thinks it’s wrong for anyone to speculate on someone else’s sexuality because it makes that person feel unsafe.
Skittles Is Going Colorless For Pride Month
Coronavirus has robbed us of Pride Month, so corporations will have less opportunities to get product-placement deals to try and get that pink dollar. Or will they? Because Skittles is a friend of the gays, and to show solidarity with the LGBTQ community who won’t get to march in rainbow colors while mid-morning drunk, Skittles is going colorless. How are those things related? Because the only rainbow that matter is ours. …Listen, some marketing person came up with it; tell them they’re clever or those thousands of dollars put into this campaign are useless!
There’s Another “Straight Pride” Parade Scheduled For August In California
Last month, a bunch of attention whore assholes in Boston saw all the love stemming from multiple Pride celebrations taking place around the world and decided to attempt a straight pride parade. Of course, it failed miserably. But fear not, because stupidity stretches from coast to coast. And now, the straight pride concept is popping up in the West with an upcoming rally slated to take place next month in Modesto, CA.
Smash Mouth, The Voice Of Reason, Thinks Straight Pride Parades Are Stupid
Smash Mouth is not here for a straight pride parade and took to Twitter to tell the straight pride parade dudes to get fucked, which if they did, they probably wouldn’t be organizing a straight pride parade. If you want to watch a straight pride parade, just sit in the parking lot of a Dave & Busters at closing time, but a tiny group of straight men in Boston have organized a Straight Pride Parade, and Smash Mouth, among many, isn’t for it. This is a particular blow because I bet that whoever is organizing the potential Boston Straight Pride Parade had Smash Mouth as one of their dream bands. Imagine the float organizer’s face when they learn “All Star” can’t be chanted endlessly. Though I guess it just added more room for House of Pain’s Jump Around.