Category: Snoop Dog
The Wake ‘N Bake Show!
Yesterday afternoon, Snoop Dogg debuted The Wake ‘N Bake Show live on UStream. The show is exactly what you would expect. It’s just Snoop making sweet love to an obese joint while playing some music you can only enjoy if you’re fucking high with him. Snoop’s sparkly Obama even takes a little toke. That’s why he sparkles!
I’m sober like a toddler right now, so this shit really isn’t taking me higher, but after I’ve had a few intimate moments with my bong, this is going to be the greatest show like EVER! If Snoop wants to make a zillion more dollars, he should advertise for Taco Bell and Totino’s during his show. Because Snoop’s new stonercam is best served with a toke and something covered in cheese (not dick).
Snoop lives in California, so he has a license to smoke the good shit legally. Yeah, he says he needs to smoke it for “medical purposes.” He probably suffers from a CHRONIC condition! Me fucking too.
Expect Snoop’s Wake ‘N Bake Show to have guests in the future like Michael Phelps, Charlize Theron, Amy Wino, Mischa Barton, Carlos Santana and every cartoon character ever created. I’m convinced that every cartoon character is a major stoner, because every time I”m high and watching a cartoons, they all stare at me with greedy eyes.
VIA TMZ
Wino Freaks Out Snoop Dogg
"It went on for about five minutes – with her kicking the walls and throwing whatever she could get her hands on – even the tables and the chairs. Then she started cutting up the rug. Snoop was just standing there open-mouthed.
"He was pretty freaked out by it and didn't want to hang out with her after that."
Snoop should've closed his mouth and handed bitch a joint. You know he always has one on hand. Shit, he could've just breathed on her. He probably blows out weed smoke. Superhero Snoop! Calms the enemy by blowing marijuana smoke at them.
While he was at it, he should've handed her two joints. One for her and one for Heather Mills when she gets back to England.
Snoop Dogg Gets Banned from Australia
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Snoop Dogg Gets Arrested Again
Snoop Dogg found himself in handcuffs yet again in Sweden along with his 20-something female friend. The Swedes locked him up for suspected drug use. That shit ain’t legal there? Snoop was brought in at 1:25am and released four hours later.
A Swedish copper said, “He was arrested for use of narcotics. It’s illegal in Sweden to use them, even to have it in your system. You can see that a person indicates that he has used narcotics in looking at his eyes or his movements. (Police) suspected that he had taken drugs.”
DAMN! They don’t mess around there. Somebody text Petey Doherty to never even look in Sweden’s direction. Shit, don’t even drink Swiss Miss hot chocolate.
Snoop was due to perform a concert in Sweden, but of course didn’t make it. He was stopped in a car with a foreign woman who was not named.
Is Snoop on Suge’s Hit List?
Rap mogul and frequent prisoner, Suge Knight, has called Snoop Dogg a snitch, because he’s managed to avoid any major jail time. Snoop has been arrested twice this month on different charges, but hasn’t really served any kind of real time.
Suge told Page Six, “Snoop is a rat. He’s a police informer. This is the only guy who never goes to jail no matter what. I don’t like rats.”
Um…Snoop knows that Suge may have it out for him. He has said in the past that he’s afraid Suge is going to kill his ass. Snoop told Rolling Stone, “I stepped to him [four years ago] at the BET Awards with my n–s, and he [Knight] was more scared than a mothafucka. That was the scenario when n–s knew the balance had shifted. That’s when everybody felt like the floodgates was open on Suge. Snoop dissed him in public, and he didn’t do nothing.”
Where’s Rodney King when you need him to set the peace? No, seriously where is Rodney King?