Category: Sir Carter

Open Post: Hosted By Bey-Z’s Twins 

July 26, 2018 / Posted by:

Step aside, image of Beyoncé and Jay-Z standing in front of the Mona Lisa: there’s a new piece of art in every Beyhive member’s Beyoncé gallery. Beyoncé and Jay-Z recently wrapped up the European leg of their On The Run II Tour, and yesterday she posted pictures on her website of her and the family hanging out on a yacht.

Blue Ivy is usually the star of the show, but we’ve already seen so many pictures of her and not really any of the 13-month-old twins, Sir and Rumi Carter. So the big news from Beyoncé’s digital photo album was this shot of Sir and Rumi sitting on her lap. Although who knows? Maybe this is just another set of decoy babies used to lead us off the scent of the real twins. If so, then how does one go about applying for that kind of job? Because “decoy friend hired by the hour to take pictures on a billionaire couple’s yacht” sounds like a gig I could get into.

Now, I don’t know much about baby safety, but they’re playing with water balloons, a toy definitely feel is one of those Ages 3 and Up things. That’s probably why Sir, on the left, looks so despondent. Being given a toy he can’t even put in his mouth and chew on – how depressing. Well, that or he’s a billionaire baby who is silently judging the laminate deck installed on that yacht. “They couldn’t even spring for Brazilian teak? Despicable.”

Aside from the babies, here are some more of Beyoncé, Jay-Z, and Blue living a better life than all of us.

Pic: Beyoncé.com

Beyoncé And Jay-Z Employed Decoy Twins For The “On The Run II” Tour

June 7, 2018 / Posted by:

The general public have only really been given one formal portrait of Beyoncé and Jay-Z’s almost one-year-old twins Rumi and Sir, which means the Beyhive was no doubt hungry for a new one. Thirsty fans were finally rewarded yesterday during Bey and Jay’s first stop on their On The Run II Tour in Cardiff, England. Projected on a giant screen about three minutes into an intro video were the images of Beyoncé and Jay-Z both holding a set of year-old twins. The implication was that the audience was looking at the latest pics of Rumi and Sir. As it turns out, the twins were decoys.

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Jay-Z Explained The Naming Of The Holy Twins

August 27, 2017 / Posted by:

Rumi and Sir Knowles-Carter are the twin deities that sprang forth from the blessed womb of Beyonce back in June. As all things concerning Queen Bey and her consort Jay-Z are, the meaning of the twins’ names is vitally important! Their eldest daughter, five-year-old Blue Ivy, was obviously named after plants and colors. I kid; Blue was inspired by a Rebecca Solnit poem, and Ivy is supposedly a riff on the Roman numeral IV. The number four is a big deal for the Carters, in regards to birth dates and anniversaries and album titles and what have you. But what’s the deal with daughter Rumi’s name? And did Bey and Jay merely want the servants addressing their son Sir properly from the jump? The second part of Jay-Z’s interview with the Rap Radar podcast (via Us Weekly) revealed all!

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