Category: Sharon Stone
Open Post: Hosted By The Time That Sharon Stone Was Struck By Lightning
62-year-old Sharon Stone was on the podcast Films To Be Buried With to talk about her long, illustrious career ad movies. But fuck all that! Who wants to know about her “art” when she also talked about that time she got struck by lightning. Hmmm…why do I have a feeling that Sharon was hit by lightning after the komodo dragon community finally got revenge on her by busting out a lighting bolt-summoning dance on her?
Sharon Stone Keeps Getting Reported And Blocked On Bumble After Users Think Her Profile Is Fake
Sharon Stone has suffered an injustice. Just like Andy Cohen who kept getting reported on Grindr (probably) for being an impostor, Sharon has been accused of being fraudulent on the dating app Bumble. What a crime! And I don’t mean Sharon being reported. What is wrong with the heterosexual men of the world that they are not worshiping Sharon Stone?! She has to download Bumble? You should be flocking to that famous vagine. But she is intimidating. Imagine you ask her out and she just laughs?
Open Post: Hosted By Sharon Stone Recreating Her “Basic Instinct” Move
A dewy Sharon Stone received GQ’s Woman of the Year award and recreated her most infamous film moment (no, not drunkenly shrieking at Robert DeNiro on the front lawn wearing a gold lame’ jumpsuit in Casino, the other one) during her acceptance speech. Sharon had Billy Porter bring out a chair for her to sit upon while she spoke, and told the story behind her cooch-flashing in Basic Instinct and how it changed her life.
Chanel West Coast Claims That Sharon Stone Was In On It All Along
Today in unexpected plot twists, Chanel West Coast has responded to the lawsuit Sharon Stone filed against Chanel for profiting off of her likeness and name with the 2018 song and video Sharon Stoned. Guys, it was Rebekah Vardy’s account! Ok, no, but Chanel claims that not only did Sharon know all about the video, she actually collaborated on it with her! According to Page Six, Chanel says that Sharon was even supposed to be in the video herself but that she walked out on the day of the shoot, and Chanel hasn’t heard a word from her about it until now. Ain’t that some shit?
Sharon Stone Is Suing Rapper Chanel West Coast For Using Her Likeness And Name
The Streisand Effect strikes again. I haven’t been keeping up with what rapper Chanel West Coast has been up to lately (apparently existing, which was news to me) but Sharon Stone has. She’s been deeply invested in the rapper’s career. And by invested I mean she has sunk a lot of money into legal fees in order to stop Chanel from allegedly profiting off of her image and name. According to Rolling Stone, Sharon has filed a lawsuit against Chanel over her 2018 song and video Sharon Stoned. I’ve now, thanks exclusively to Sharon Stone, had to endure 5:42 minutes of repetitive mumble rapping from a busted looking drag version of Sharon Stone with a side of Surprise Michael Rapaport. Therefore I say to Sharon, screw you lady, and also, take her all the way down.
Sharon Stone Defends James Franco Against The Misconduct Accusations
After five women brought James Franco into the #MeToo conversation with accusations of power abuse and misconduct, he laid low. A good idea, considering he wouldn’t want to risk getting scalped by Scarlett Johansson at the Women’s March. Not many Hollywood actresses jumped to James’ defense; the best he got was some red carpet damage control courtesy of his sister-in-law. James finally has a co-star who is willing to come to his defense, and defend him she did.