Category: Science!
Open Post: Hosted By The Smell Of The World’s Handsomest Man
Ever wonder what the handsomest man in the world smells like? Apparently, all you have to do is ask! According to E! News, Robert Pattison, who is currently, according to science, the handsomest man on the entire planet, told Allure Magazine that he smells like crayons. More specifically, like he’s been embalmed. I myself am no scientist, but I’ve made some quick calculations and have determined that this sounds about right.
Robert Pattinson Is The World’s Most Handsome Man According To Science
Science seriously needs to have its head examined. Last year Science tried to tell us that Bella Hadid was the most beautiful woman IN THE WORLD, now they say Robert Pattinson is the “world’s most handsome man” when he’s not even the world’s most handsome Cullen Family vampire (Kristin Stewart is certainly more handsome). No, Science is either drunk, or high, or a 12-year-old girl. Science is giving People Magazine a run for its money for the title of World’s Worst Superlative Chooser.
Bill Nye Has Had it!
We are currently living in a world where facts are treated as opinions and opinions are treated as facts. Up is down. Left is Right. Actually, there is no longer a left or a right, only what your opinion of left and right are. Somehow science got brought into this facts vs. opinions bitch fight and Bill Nye HAS FUCKING HAD IT!
Steph Curry Was Only Joking About That Moon Landing Stuff
Steph Curry thinks we’re all dumb for thinking he’s dumb for thinking the moon landing was faked. Steph says he was only joking when he claimed he didn’t believe the moon landing really happened. Speaking to ESPN, Steph set the record straight by stating unequivocally that he believes in scientific evidence. And he wanted to see how far people would take the story before confessing his previous comments were in jest. But he’s still going to take NASA up on the private tour because, who wouldn’t?
Kelsey And Kayte Grammer Are Not Worried About Climate Change
Even though he’s the father of 7 children ranging in age from 35 to to 2, Kelsey Grammer isn’t particularly worried about the future. He and wife Kayte Grammer held their own little summit on climate change in the driveway of some house in Brentwood, CA and have assured us, the American people, that everything is going to be A-OK. While Kayte, who mistakenly thought TMZ was interested in what she had to say, claimed climate change is “a myth”, Kelsey was a little more circumspect. He thinks it’s all just scientists trying to “keep us on our toes”. I have to wonder though, if the truth is that they’re not worried about it because they already purchased a double-wide family pod on the Mars re-population shuttle.
Kat Von D Isn’t Here For Your Unsolicited Advice On Vaccines
Against all odds, Kat Von D managed to stay off the fuckery train for quite a long time. But those days are over; her bags are packed and she’s back on board! Only this time, instead of riding the 3:10 to Questionable Dudes With Probable STDs-ville, she’s donned her travelin’ bonnet and is riding the 6:66 to Gothic Vegan Anti Vaxxer City.
In a recent Instagram post, Kat chided her followers for being all up in her biz-nasty when it comes to her choice to not vaccinate her eventual son, Leafar the Unborn (the child has already been named. The kid’s father and Kat’s husband is named Leafar Seyer), in the name of veganism.