Night Crumbs

Vanessa Hudgens showed us that when you’ve got a pile of dead coked-up worms for brains and you smoke the wrong strain of weed before talking about the coronavirus, a cold stream of dumb will trickle out of your mouth. Vanessa was doing a makeup tutorial on Instagram Live when a follower told her that the quarantine could last until July, to which she said, “But, like, it’s a virus, I get it, like, I respect it. But at the same time, like, even if everybody gets it, like, yeah, people are gonna die, which is terrible, but, like….inevitable???” After getting shit for it, Vanessa apologized and said her words were taken out of context. I’m guessing by that she means we missed the scene before that brain cell-killing video where she did the responsible thing of disinfecting her weed bud with bleach before smoking it up – Pajiba

Grimes, is that you?! – Lainey Gossip 

Scenes from the Malibu wedding of Brittany Snow and a tall dark piece of hotness – Celebitchy

I only wash my hands the Charo way, but if you want to see your bathroom mirror immediately grow eyes to roll at you with, then do it like Nicole Scherzinger and wash your hands like you’re giving your hands a hand job. Hey, I may pick up Nicole’s tip since it’ll be the most action I’ve gotten in a while – Egotastic!

Gigi Hadid is giving you Girl With The Pearl Earring (sans the pearl earring) blandness – Popoholic

Vanilla Gorilla is single – Just Jared

Rest in peace, Lyle Waggoner (and that’s TV Steve Trevor to Wonder Woman fans) – Kenneth In The (212)

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