Harvey Price Has The Perfect Response To Trolls

Katie Price (who apparently, scalped a My Little Pony for that wig) is a regular panelist on the ITV talk show Loose Women, and she’s talked about her 13-year-old earth angel son Harvey Price a few times. During an episode in March, Katie talked about what’s it like raising Harvey, who is partially blind, is on the autistic spectrum and has a disorder called Parder-Willi syndrome. And on today’s episode, Katie and the other panelists got into the demon shit-hearted trolls who spew balls of hate at Harvey on social media.

HuffPo UK says that producers thought that maybe they should pre-tape the segment, but Katie spat on that idea, because she wanted people to see what Harvey is really like. Well, while talking to  Harvey, Katie asked him what he says to someone who says mean shit about him. Harvey had the right idea years ago when he told Peter Andre to “fuck off” in their reality show, and he had the right idea this morning when he gave this response to trolls:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUO-OstBCjQ

“Hello, you cunt.” It’s simple, precise, truthful and yet, polite. Well played, Harvey! And I watched the entire segment and noted troll Piers Morgan managed to make it all about him. My response to that is what Harvey said.

Pics: Wenn.com

Piers Morgan Was Highly Offended By Susan Sarandon’s Titty Action At The SAGs

Susan Sarandon’s 69-year-old chichis took over the SAGs on Sunday and got a whole lot of attention. Even Kate Winslet was in awe of Susan Sarandon’s magnificent chichis. But not everyone was into Susan’s cleavage. Noted cunt plug Piers Morgan let it be known on Twitter that he thought that Susan’s look at the SAGs was highly inappropriate because she presented the In Memoriam segment and he felt like it was disrespectful to the dead. Um, I’m pretty sure that dead people love titty balls too. Here’s what Piers spilled out yesterday:

Would Susan Sarandon wear this to a funeral? No. It was thus horribly inappropriate for an In Memoriam tribute.

No problem with Ms Sarandon showing off her cleavage. Big problem with her doing it for ‘In Memoriam’ tribute.

No, what’s tacky is deliberately flaunting your breasts on TV for publicity, during a tribute to dead stars.

That started a cleavage war and chicks defending Susan Sarandon have been tweeting pics of their chichis at Piers since yesterday. They’ve been doing the same thing to Susan Sarandon as a way of supporting her (pun intended) and she’s been re-tweeting those pics. Susan also blew an air kiss of love at Piers today by tweeting this:

Today’s #TBT is dedicated to @piersmorgan. pic.twitter.com/InU7d6qhC0

— Susan Sarandon (@SusanSarandon) February 4, 2016

What’s pretty impressive is that Piers didn’t misspell any words while tweeting with one hand and jacking off to Susan Sarandon’s chichis with the other. That’s what’s really going on here. But you know, I have to agree with Piers. The outfit that Susan Sarandon wore would be highly inappropriate for a funeral. I mean, she wore a white suit. Wearing white to a funeral is tacky! But if she wore nothing but that black bra and black heels to a funeral, then that would be totally appropriate and okay. Hell, I want her to wear that to my funeral.

Pic: Wenn.com

Chelsea Handler Gives It To Piers Morgan

Chelsea Handler was on Piers Morgan’s soon-to-be-dead CNN show to whore out her book Uganda Be Kidding Me (which I’m sure will be turned into a feature film produced by Oprah and directed by Steve McQueen), and as people who hate both of those messes said a prayer for CNN to lock the doors from the outside and unleash a thousand Luxes on them, she verbally kicked him in the taint repeatedly. During commercial break, Piers’ face was glued to his phone and he ignored Chelsea, so when they came back she gnawed his ass off with her teeth and handed it to him in front of all his viewers. It was beautiful. The first 45 seconds in the video above is of Chelsea shitting on Piers, but if you’re not into seeing that in moving picture form, here it is in word form only:

Piers – You tweet, very amusingly.

Chelsea – I wish you did.

Piers – Hahahahahahaha…

Chelsea – I mean in the middle of the commercial break…. I want your viewers to know, they must know, because they’re probably following you on Twitter. I mean, you can’t even pay attention for 60 seconds. You’re a terrible interviewer.

Piers – Well you just weren’t keeping my attention.

Chelsea – But, that’s not my problem.

Piers – That is your problem!

Chelsea – This is your show. You have to pay attention to the guests that you invited on your show.

Piers – If they’re interesting enough.

Chelsea – Yeah, listen. It doesn’t matter how interesting I am. You signed up for this job.

Piers – Of course it does!

Chelsea – Well, maybe that’s why your job is coming to an end.

Piers – Ahahahahahaha! Wooooooow.

Chelsea – Wow.

Piers – Don’t want to cross you, do we?

Chelsea – I don’t know, do you?

Piers – I quite like to cross you. I like you when you’re being nasty.

Chelsea has been on Pier’s show before and he has been on her show, and this is kind of they’re thing. They always whip at each other back and forth with words. I think those sick bitches are into it. I bet that after the show, Chelsea put a chain link collar on Piers and dragged him back to the dungeon behind a hidden door in his dressing room. She tied him to a wooden rack, put a ball gag in his mouth and in between smoking vodka out of a vaporizer (it’s less calories, thankyouverymuch), she called him a piece of shit, a loser, a terrible interview, etc… etc… Then she spit on his face and called his assistant to untie him. He falls a little more in love with her every time she curses him out. It’s like Fifty Shades of Ugh.

When Piers says that he likes it when Chelsea’s nasty, I could feel his nipples get hard. Yes, feeling Pier’s nipples get hard feels a lot like the feeling you felt while watching Justin and Selena’s dirty dance of infinite love.

When Piers Morgan Talks To Lindsay Lohan, Severe Delusion Ensues

Although, when Lindsay Lohan talks to anyone, severe delusion ensues.

Two of America’s biggest pain in the asses got together to talk about rehab, coke, booze, shitty parents, lesbianism, helping children and fame, and the entire interview will be used by psychology professors when discussing pseudologia fantastica (aka the lying bitch disorder).
Piers Morgan can induce an eye roll out of me just by breathing, but he does get points for throwing direct questions at Lindsay Lohan and she gets points for not exploding into a freckled tsunami of coked up laughs while spitting out lie after lie after lie. If you’ve ever wanted to see a lie detector explode into a million pieces, just hook it up to the transcript of this interview.

Before checking into Betty Ford, LieLow talked to Piers Morgan in NYC and according to her, sending her to rehab is pointless, because she’s basically a sober saint who only wants to act in movies and help children. If you haven’t already read it, you should read the entire interview, because if anything it’ll show you that you have the ability to cackle, snort, roll your eyes, fart and jack off the air at the same time. Here’s a few highlights from The Daily Mail:

What LiLo said after Piers asked her if she liked booze after having her first drink at the age of 17: “No, I got really sick and Mum made me sleep with vomit still on me so I’d understand how it felt. I didn’t drink again throughout high school. I was too scared!”

What LiLo meant: “Did I say 17? I meant 7. I got really sick and mum made me sleep with vomit still on me, so I’d feel ashamed about being an embarrassing lightweight! Yes, I said ‘mum.’ I turn British when talking to a British person. It’s the Madge in me.”

What LiLo said after Piers asked her how many times she’s done coke: “Everyone thinks I’ve done it so many times. But I’ve only done it maybe four or five times in my life. Yes, I don’t like it. It reminds me of my dad. I took it four times in a period from about the age of 20 to 23, and I got caught twice.”

What LiLo meant: “I’ve only done it maybe four or five times in the past hour. Or maybe I’ve only done it four or five dozen times in the past hour. I don’t remember. Mum, cut me another line! I need to get my memory juices flowing.”

What LiLo said after Piers told her that anybody with common sense probably isn’t going to believe that she’s only snorted coke four times in her life: “It’s the truth. I’ve never taken heroin either, never injected myself with anything, never done LSD. Those things all scare me.”

What LiLo meant: “It’s the truth and when I say ‘it’s the truth,’ I really mean that I’m lying my ass lips off!”

What LiLo said after Piers asked her what other drugs she’s done: “Pot, obviously. And ecstasy. I liked that better than the others (giggles). I didn’t drink on it, so I was just chilling. It’s something that a lot of people experience when they’re in college. I just should have known that being in the public eye, someone was bound to say something or try to make some money off it.”

What LiLo meant: “Listen, I’ve only got 6 cigs left and if I’m going to list all the drugs I’ve done, I’m going to need at least 10 cartons of Reds. So either send your intern out to Costco or lets keep the lies moving.”

What LiLo said after Piers asked her if her crazy father is unstable: “He definitely needs to see a therapist. He went to rehab once but got kicked out. That’s one thing that’s never happened to me!”

What LiLo meant: “He went to rehab once but got kicked out. That’s one thing that’s never hahahahaha, even I can’t complete that ridiculous lie.”

What LiLo said after Piers asks her if she drinks a lot: “Not really. I’ve never been a huge drinker. I’ve never woken up in the morning and had a drink.”

What LiLo meant: “I’ve never woken up in the morning and had a drink, because I’m usually still tanked from the night before!”

And here’s even more highlights:

On why she’s going to rehab if she isn’t addicted to booze or the bad shit: “This is where it gets hard for me to explain. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with people taking time to just be by themselves. I think people want to see me do that. They will keep saying the same things about me if I don’t. I don’t think it will be a bad thing for me to be away with myself for three months. I don’t think I need to be on lockdown for three months. I don’t think that’s rehab.”

On how the court should send her to other countries to work with children instead of sending her to rehab: “But I think there are other things I could do instead of going to a rehab centre that would benefit me more. The best thing they could do for me would be to make me go abroad to different countries and work with children.”

On how she was in love with SamRo, but now is strictly dickly: “No, I know I’m straight. I have made out with girls before, and I had a relationship with a girl. But I think I needed to experience that and I think I was looking for something different.”

On when was the last time she did drugs: “Probably a year ago… some pot. But I’m not a stoner.”

On what other pills she takes besides Adderall (which she says she only takes for her ADD): “Trazodone (a tranquilliser) if I’ve been travelling and can’t sleep from jet lag. But in small doses, I’m not a pill-popper.”

On if she’s okay with not drinking for a little while: “Yes, I’m fine with that. I don’t drink every day. Heath Ledger (who died from a prescription drugs overdose in 2008) told me to give it up for a year because he’d just done that, and so I did and it wasn’t a problem for me. I didn’t miss it, I felt good. That’s not to say that years from now I won’t have a glass of wine at a dinner, but I’d rather not drink and just focus on work.”

And she goes on and on and on…. There’s just too much here and I can’t. If LiLo still has a publicist, her publicist should just come out and say that every day is Tell The Opposite Of The Truth Day in Lindsay Lohan’s world and she always celebrates that holiday to the fullest!