Category: NFTs
Lindsay Lohan Really Wants You To Get Into NFTs
I’ve seen stories about how the whole NFT bubble is about to burst and rich people are going to soon cash out so they don’t lose a ton of money, but here’s Lindsay Lohan talking about how she just sold an NFT for $85,000 and how you should be getting into NFTs too! I mean, why not take the advice of noted financial and tech guru Lindsay Lohan who relies on a career of making money through unhinged TikTok advertisements?
Open Post: Hosted By The “Disaster Girl” Meme That Just Went NFT For Over $500K
I feel like I write about a new NFT (non-fungible token) situation here every time I grudgingly rise from my crypt on weekend mornings. First I struggled to understand exactly what the whole gimmick was about, then wondered why anyone would be willing to spend millions of dollars on something we can all watch for free. And now? I’m obsessed with NFT-ing any weird shit I’ve created in order to cash out and hightail it to my best life in an abandoned castle somewhere with a naked and hot cleaning staff, 24/7 room service, and a huge, anti-social moat filled with the finest of randy Florida alligators.
Until that momentous day presents itself, I’m here to offer you today’s installment of NFT Cashout, featuring the ubiquitous “Disaster Girl” meme.