Category: Burn It Down
Open Post: Hosted By The “Disaster Girl” Meme That Just Went NFT For Over $500K
I feel like I write about a new NFT (non-fungible token) situation here every time I grudgingly rise from my crypt on weekend mornings. First I struggled to understand exactly what the whole gimmick was about, then wondered why anyone would be willing to spend millions of dollars on something we can all watch for free. And now? I’m obsessed with NFT-ing any weird shit I’ve created in order to cash out and hightail it to my best life in an abandoned castle somewhere with a naked and hot cleaning staff, 24/7 room service, and a huge, anti-social moat filled with the finest of randy Florida alligators.
Until that momentous day presents itself, I’m here to offer you today’s installment of NFT Cashout, featuring the ubiquitous “Disaster Girl” meme.
Claudia Conway Brought Her Mom Kellyanne Conway To Hollywood Week Of “American Idol”
I’ve got side-eye anew for Kellyanne Conway’s rebel child who parlayed being a brat to her mom on the internet into a stint on American Idol which has caused Kellyanne to rise from her tomb and haunt the airways twice now! According to the Huffington Post, 16-year-old Claudia Conway brought her mom Kellyanne to Hollywood Week having made it past her initial audition based solely on talent and talent alone. OK, hard work. Well, OK, her name. Fine, it was her mother’s name. OK, OK, it was Donald Trump‘s name. It’s all Donald Trump’s fault. And really, that means this is on us, America. We did this to ourselves.