Mystery blonde solved! And she’s not even a real blonde if you can believe it. Or a lawyer (but she might have had a hand in designing Kanye’s Yeezy phone; she helps out where she can). TMZ reports that the woman Kanye West has been spotted with at the Waldorf Astoria in L.A. is Bianca Censoria, a former Yeezy architectural designer from
Austria Australia. And her ass looks just like Kim Kardashian’s (did a decade ago). Also, her face. Especially since she and Kim apparently share the same sadistic colorist. However, unlike Kim, Bianca thought it would be a good idea to marry Kanye West in this, The Year of Our Lord, 2023.
It’s a busy time for the Artist Formerly Respected as Kanye West. Although I’m not really sure what his job is these days since he lost most of his business partners and 98% of his industry clout at the end of last year after showing the world his entire ass, which had the words “Hitler’s Bitch” tattooed across the cheeks. He’s so busy, in fact, that he apparently hasn’t had time to hire new legal representation and finds himself without counsel as he faces several lawsuits, two of them federal. But he has managed to find time to obtain a new “mystery blonde,” that he’s been “spotted with around Los Angeles,” according to TMZ.