Category: Mika Brzezinski

Joe Scarborough And Mika Brzezinski Got Married

November 26, 2018 / Posted by:

When you’re raised in the South, you basically are taught to plan for a 300-person wedding the same time you learn the alphabet. Well, that and to pledge for only the best fraternities and sororities. Seeing that Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinksi are the biggest frat-and-sorority combo on morning TV, when they announced they were engaged, I assumed they would have had a lavish wedding in the National Cathedral that ended with an 800-person congregation walking over to the White House to douse it in holy water and rid it of their former BFF-turned-enemy Donald Trump. Alas, those two went the opposite-ish route and got married with just a few of their friends. Don’t worry, they still made digs at Trump by doing it in front of the the Constitution, the Declaration of Independence, and the Bill of Rights – and had Trump foe Rep. Elijah Cummings officiate the whole thing.

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President Trump Tweeted A Clip Of Himself Beating Up CNN Because He’s “Modern Presidential”

July 2, 2017 / Posted by:

When POTUS Donald Trump wants to sneak shit past the American public, or distract them from his mess (Muslim ban/healthcare/Russia), he starts tweeting ridiculous shit. Probably so no one will notice his cabinet creeping through the backdoor with something scary, or racist, or insanely greedy.

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Mika Brzezinski And Joe Scarborough Said That Trump Used The National Enquirer As A Weapon Against Them

June 30, 2017 / Posted by:

Morning Joe co-hosts, Mika Brzezinski and Joe Scarborough, were supposed to have today off for the long Fourth of July weekend, but they put their vacation off after the Overlord of the United States did what many respectable presidents have done before him: he dragged the looks of a news anchor on Twitter. I mean, we all learned in U.S. history class about the moment when George Washington took to the town square (the Twitter of its time) to talk about how the town crier got a shit face-lift. In an op-ed piece for the Washington Post and on Morning JoeMika and Joe responded to Trump saying that they’re both crazy and that he saw her at his New Year’s party and “she was she was bleeding badly from a face-lift.”

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