Spring 2020. Eons ago. Mary-Kate Olsen split from her husband Olivier Sarkozy after five years. Despite their iron-clad prenup (gotta protect all that Michelle Tanner cash), things got off to a rocky start when cancelled the lease on their New York apartment, and our little Olsen was forced out onto the streets (JK, MK relocated to the Hamptons). Word on the street was that the couple allegedly clashed over issues like having kids, partying, and the fact that Olivier invited his ex-wife to live with them during the pandemic. And even though their split sounded less than acrimonious, and it looks like MK’s already moved the fuck on, lawyers say 34-year-old Mary-Kate and 51-year-old Olivier have already reached a settlement.
In May, 34-year-old Mary-Kate Olsen broke up with her 51-year-old husband, Olivier Sarkozy after five years of marriage. Mary-Kate obviously wanted out of the union ASAP-pronto because she asked for an emergency ruling to get around coronavirus shutdowns at the courts and moved out to the Hamptons. Lucky for her, she and Olivier had a prenup in place, so there wasn’t a fight over her Double, Double, Toil And Trouble-money. Once the courts finally re-opened, Mary-Kate went ahead and filed for divorce.
Well it’s been a while since then and Mary-Kate’s kept a low-profile, but recently she was seen out and about with a mystery man. Well, sources are talking and it seems we need to get used to it: Mary-Kate’s been hitting up the town and dating again. That’s right, Mary-Kate strutted into her walk-in closet, picked out her sexiest outfit of thick drapery with zero shape, and went man-hunting!
Earlier this month, Mary-Kate Olsen filed an emergency petition begging the state of New York to let her file for divorce from her husband of five years, Olivier Sarkozy. And by doing so, she inadvertently let everyone know that her marriage had – pardon my French – gone to complete merde. Sources have said that their marriage ended due to Oliver’s desire to have a cookie-baking stay-at-home wife type, and Mary-Kate’s desire to be…well, not that. But Page Six is now telling us that Mary-Kate speed-dialed her divorce lawyer after Olivier moved his family, including his mother and his ex-wife, into one of their homes.
Mary-Kate Olsen really wanted to end her 5-year marriage to Olivier Sarkozy back in April, but due to the COVID-19 lockdown, she wasn’t allowed to file for divorce. A few weeks ago, she filed an emergency petition, saying she needed to file ASAP because things had gotten messy. A judge decided it wasn’t as much of an emergency as Mary-Kate said it was, and denied her request. It seemed like the only option left for Mary-Kate was to pull out her collapsible travel cauldron and beg her twin sister Ashley Olsen to grab the freshest bottle of newt eyes she could find. But there won’t be any divorce potion needed, because Mary-Kate’s paperwork has finally been filed in the system.
It’s one thing to find out that Mary-Kate Olsen’s five-year marriage to Olivier Sarkozy is officially fin. But to also learn that poor Mary-Kate was also at risk for being tossed out onto the streets of New York with nothing but the very expensive clothes on her back and whatever furniture she was able to slide into the freight elevator? Tragique.
Mary-Kate made an emergency request to have her divorce papers filed ASAP, because Olivier had reportedly given her only a few days to vacate their apartment. A judge said no, it wasn’t an emergency. But don’t worry, she managed to scrape together a few pennies and rent a very expensive home in the Hamptons for the summer.
Ah, another chapter in the continuing saga of Mary-Kate Olsen vs. Olivier Sarkozy: Le Divorce 2020. Last Thursday a judge shot down Mary-Kate’s emergency request to process her divorce filing. She wanted to prevent Olivier from kicking her out of their Manhattan apartment on the 18th. Well, the 18th was two days ago, and so far there’s been no sightings of a shrunken sidewalk witch hissing at anyone who gets near her garbage bags full of haute couture.
But the real question on everybody’s “prune” lips is “why, oh, why?” Last week a source suggested they split because Mary-Kate’s a busy career type, while Olivier’s a French bump on a log who wants his wife to cook and shit. But now People is saying it came down to a bunch of issues. One of which is kids. 33-year-old Mary-Kate wants them, and 50-year-old Oliver does not. He already has two teenagers with his first wife. Julien, 18, and Margot 16.