Mary-Kate Olsen Has Split From Husband Olivier Sarkozy And Wants To Be Able To File For Divorce ASAP

May 13, 2020 / Posted by:

When 33-year-old Mary-Kate Olsen married 50-year-old Olivier Sarkozy in 2015, they apparently had bowls upon bowls of cigarettes at their wedding reception. And since ciggie smoke is the epitome of romance, you’d think that they’d last until the end of time, or until one of their lungs busted out of their chest Kool-Aid Man-style and ran to the nearest hospital. But well, the love between a Victorian ghost witch and a former French president’s brother was not meant to be. So I guess having cigarettes as their wedding theme was fitting since their marriage has gone up in fucking smoke. And it’s gotten a little messy since Mary-Kate has asked for an emergency order to speed up her divorce filing because she claims that Olivier canceled the lease to their apartment without her knowing and so she’s gotta be out by Monday. And yes, the Olsens’ whole look is homeless chic, but they don’t want to be actually homeless.

TMZ says that Mary-Kate actually signed a petition for divorce in New York City on April 17 but was told that because of COVID-19, NY courts aren’t accepting divorce filings unless it’s an emergency. Mary-Kate is using that emergency card and asking the courts to speed shit up because Olivier ended the lease to their apartment and his lawyers told her to pack up her Fendi Casa cauldron and her Philippe Stark coffin bed and get the hell out.


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