Mary-Kate Olsen Has Split From Husband Olivier Sarkozy And Wants To Be Able To File For Divorce ASAP

When 33-year-old Mary-Kate Olsen married 50-year-old Olivier Sarkozy in 2015, they apparently had bowls upon bowls of cigarettes at their wedding reception. And since ciggie smoke is the epitome of romance, you’d think that they’d last until the end of time, or until one of their lungs busted out of their chest Kool-Aid Man-style and ran to the nearest hospital. But well, the love between a Victorian ghost witch and a former French president’s brother was not meant to be. So I guess having cigarettes as their wedding theme was fitting since their marriage has gone up in fucking smoke. And it’s gotten a little messy since Mary-Kate has asked for an emergency order to speed up her divorce filing because she claims that Olivier canceled the lease to their apartment without her knowing and so she’s gotta be out by Monday. And yes, the Olsens’ whole look is homeless chic, but they don’t want to be actually homeless.
TMZ says that Mary-Kate actually signed a petition for divorce in New York City on April 17 but was told that because of COVID-19, NY courts aren’t accepting divorce filings unless it’s an emergency. Mary-Kate is using that emergency card and asking the courts to speed shit up because Olivier ended the lease to their apartment and his lawyers told her to pack up her Fendi Casa cauldron and her Philippe Stark coffin bed and get the hell out.
Mary-Kate says her attorneys got an email from her husband, Pierre Olivier Sarkozy’s attorneys this week giving her a May 18 deadline to get her stuff out of their NYC apartment. She claims Pierre is trying to force her out, because he terminated their lease without her knowledge.
She says she’s been asking Pierre to give her until May 30, but claims he hasn’t responded.
Mary-Kate asked Olivier to give her until May 30, because sure, she could stay with her sister or friends, but moving her stuff out by Monday is a little hard due to the quarantine restrictions in the city. If she can file a divorce petition, she’ll be able to legally stop him from disposing of her property. Mary-Kate also wants their prenup to be enforced. Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen reportedly have a combined net worth of $500 million while poor peasant Olivier Sarkozy’s reported net worth is ONLY $60 million.
The bizarro world Carrie Bradshaw and Mr. Big got together in 2012. This was her first marriage and his second. Olivier’s got two children from his first marriage and those two children will no longer get stuff like $100,000 Northern white rhino backpacks for their birthdays since Mary-Kate will soon be their ex-stepmother.
Olivier Sarkozy is a crazy mess for trying to fuck with an Olsen and especially during a quarantine. Oh Olivier, good luck finding an open church that you can easily run into, grab a crucifix, douse it with holy water, and hold it up against the mob of serpents that Mary-Kate is going to sic on your ass.
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