Category: Katie Holmes
Tom Cruise Supposedly Can See Suri But Chooses Not To
When we last heard about Tom Cruise and his non-relationship with his 12-year-old daughter Suri Cruise, Leah Remini was saying that Katie Holmes could lose custody of Suri just by talking to her, and that came after we heard Tom hasn’t seen Suri in years. A source tells UsWeekly that Tom could see Suri, but he doesn’t, because she’s not a Scientologist. While most of us would award Tom the Asshole Dad of the Year award for that, I’m sure David Miscavige is awarding him with The Most Amazing And Perfect Dad award, but then again he probably gets that every morning from his Scientology minions. Continue reading
Katie Holmes Could Lose Custody Of Suri Cruise By Talking To Leah Remini, So Says Leah Remini
As everyone and their Thetans know, Anti-Scientology Warrior Queen Leah Remini has made a second career out of calling out the head bitches of the Cult of L. Ron Hubbard for the way Scientologists have been treated while in the group of L. Ro worshipers and after leaving it. Leah has really gone in on the Jesus of Scientology, Tom Cruise, and called him “diabolical,” said he’s untouchable in Scientology, and that he could easily bring down the Crazy Kingdom of E-Meters if he wanted to (which I’m sure he doesn’t since he’s probably addicted to the feeling of a thousand tongues up his Scientolohole). And now Leah’s saying that he could also rip Suri Cruise out of Katie Holmes‘ arms for talking to her.
Katie Holmes And Jamie Foxx Were “Spotted” Holding Hands On The Beach
Fresh off from last month’s break-up rumor, Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx were seen on a date together at a restaurant in NYC last month, almost as if to say, “Hello everyone, we’re still dating.” In case you didn’t hear it the first time, Katie and Jamie are here to scream: “HEY EVERYONE, look over here!”
Because “Mission: Impossible – Fallout” Ain’t Gonna Promote Itself, People Did A Profile On Tom Cruise
Most of us around here spend our time snickering and making Tom Cruise Scientology bathhouse jokes, but I guess the powers at People don’t see David Miscavige’s favorite minion ever giving up the Mission: Impossible gig – and an exclusive is an exclusive – so they decided to give the staff a vacation and let Tom’s team write a cover story about “private details” that really are just a giant fap fest/nothing burger of how he’s a good guy who keeps to himself. Continue reading
Katie Holmes And Jamie Foxx Went On A Date In New York City
Looks like Tom Cruise‘s “No Dating For Five Years” clause in his divorce from Katie Holmes is really over. Like REALLY over. I mean we got Katie’s rep to give a seven-word statement on the matter last month and now we have pictures of them together? Fuck me, my head is spinning from all this BREAKING NEWS in the world of FoxHol. Continue reading
False Alarm: Katie Holmes And Jamie Foxx Didn’t Break Up
It would appear we’re not going to see paparazzi pictures of Zac Posen running to his girl Katie’s house with ice cream and a Blu-ray of Boys on the Side, because contrary to reports from Radar, Katie Holmes isn’t drowning in break-up sorrows. Radar had claimed that Katie and Jamie Foxx were right in the middle of planning a wedding when she decided she couldn’t take his potential unfaithfulness and called their five-year secret-ish relationship off. However, Katie’s publicist is saying it’s all a lie.