Category: Justin Trudeau
Justin Trudeau Challenged Matthew Perry To A Rematch
Like many, I spent April 1st terrified that I would foolishly let my guard down and fall prey to the cling wrap-over-the-toilet-bowl trick. Canada’s Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, on the other hand, spent April 1st trolling his former school yard foe Matthew Perry. A few weeks ago, Matthew Perry admitted that he once, in a jealous pre-teen rich kid rage, beat up a third grade age Justin Trudeau when they went to school together in Ottawa, Ontario. On Saturday, PM Justin simultaneously dragged Chandler Bing and challenged Matthew to a fight.
Prime Minister Justin Trudeau Once Got An Elementary School Beat-Down By Matthew Perry
Matthew Perry, who is a Canadian person, appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night, and he told what might be the most 80s Canadian schoolyard fight story this side of that time in 3rd grade when two of my classmates threw down like hockey enforcers at recess over a stolen Corey Hart cassette.
Like The Future King Of England Would Really High-Five With A Commoner!
“Wipe that filthy smile off your face, peasant, and get to kissing the ground YOUR MAJESTY just walked on.”
Prince George and his entourage arrived in Canada on Saturday to begin his week-long surveying of the land he will one day rule. Prince George’s trip started off most unpleasant, and it was gracious of him to not immediately send all those Canadian officials to the gallows after declaring war upon the country. When Prince George stepped off of the plane at the airport in British Columbia, he found a sad, sad sight. The people of Canada were not all bowing down in a receiving line and Michael Bublé was not crooning out Prince George’s official entrance song, Move Bitch Get Out Da Way, as servants waited at the bottom of the stairs with giant maple leaves to fan with him.