Open Post: Hosted By Jean Claude Van Damme Dancing In An Empty Parking Lot

September 18, 2020 / Posted by:

Ever wonder how 59-year-old Jean-Cluade Van Damme has been spending his Qoronatine(™)? Me neither but I found out anyway and that means you’re about to too! According to Men’s Health, in addition to working on his fitness, JCVD recently spent some time filming a music video for a song called Ultrarêve by French EDM duo AaRON. The Muscles from Brussels dusted off some of his best discotheque noodle dancing to show us Americans how it’s done in the Old (White) World because let me tell you, if this music came on in the club I wouldn’t know what to do besides take a nap.

According to Men’s Health:

The actor, who turns 60 later this year, shows off a series of his iconic martial arts poses, as well as some supreme dad-level interpretive dance moves, in front of the car and later on a beach. As the video progresses, Van Damme discards his shirt to reveal that his arms are as jacked now as they were back when he starred in films like Bloodsport, Universal Soldier and Kickboxer.

“Jean-Claude came back to us to tell us how much this song meant to him,” the duo said in a statement. “He offered to film the video himself in Los Angeles in an unprecedented setting, calling on his daughter Bianca to direct. The ‘(ultra) dream has become the (ultra) reality.'”

Good to know that even international bubble-butt legends like JCVD have take excitement anywhere they can get it these days. Here’s JCVD going from punching a snake the fuck out to wiggling like one while flaunting his ankle meat like bait.

 

Who needs Coachella when there are empty parking lots everywhere! It’s hard to believe that this zen’d out wiggle-worm is the same man who let loose on the dance floor in Kickboxer to the funky strains of Designer Imposter James Brown.

Pic: YouTube

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