Category: Jared Padalecki
Jared Padalecki Was Arrested For Being A Drunk Mess In Austin
According to TMZ, Jared Padalecki, who Supernatural fans know as demon-hunter Sam Winchester and Gilmore Girls fans know as Rory’s jealous dickbag boyfriend Dean, didn’t have a great weekend. But even without TMZ’s reporting, we probably could have pieced two and two together, thanks to that mug shot.
“Supernatural” Fans Wringing Out Their Panties After Jensen Ackles Joins Twitter
And you thought Lea Michele airing out her gigolo was some intense breaking news. Tumblr icon and former Days of Our Lives star (that’s the important piece and it’s where his castmate got the idea for his present-day mop) Jensen Ackles blew up the world (and the ladyflowers belonging to each and every Supernatural fan – even the men) by joining Twitter today.
Alright twitter…you win. #VanCon2014 #SPNFamily pic.twitter.com/FESgBpJkJo
— Jensen Ackles (@JensenAckles) August 24, 2014
Hold back your screams, bitches and please put a towel down before you sit on the couch. Now you can read Jared’s every thought (“For why did I eat that hot dog at Dragon-Con 2014? #FML”) from the safety of your smartphone.
And it’s not a hoax cuz’ his fellow Tumblr god, the passion-maned drug addiction counselor Jared Padalecki, confirmed it! Huzzah!
It’s official! I am hereby confirming that Jensen Ackles IS now on twitter. U R welcome 🙂 @jensenackles #JensenAcklesOnTwitter
— Jared Padalecki (@jarpad) August 24, 2014
Those of you who don’t write Supernatural incest slash fic for your 30-something Tumblr followers are probably like – who dat? It’s not that important. He did name his kid Justice Jay, though. That’s what they used to call me whenever I was in the tank and had to blow a couple of COs to get moved up the docket quicker.
Check out more pics of Jensen Ackles from the CW Upfronts earlier this year in London in the gallery below.
Pics: Splash
…And Here Come The Not-Right Tweets About Philip Seymour Hoffman’s Death
After the news broke that Philip Seymour Hoffman had died of a heroin overdose, I said a little prayer at my Sandy Lyle shrine and took a nap in my Boogie Nights sleeping bag, because I knew I’d need a lot of strength to get through the downpour of celebrity tweets that were about to follow. Usually after a celebrity death, everyone and their dog has something to say, and the worst, most insincere examples of online grieving come from the d-list roaches, so I needed to psych myself up before I read something like:
@LindsayLohan: OMG my best friend Philip Stephen Huffman died and I, like, have SO many tears right now #PSH #sobbing #funeralinvite?
However I guess Kris Jenner was busy making Sunday supper for Beelzebub, because the worst offenders came from an unlikely place. First up was Dean from Gilmore Girls (aka Jared Padalecki) who tweeted this touching tribute to the late, great actor:
Thanks Dean. Not the worst tweet about PSH’s death (we’ll get to that in a second) but still pretty insensitive. Jared clearly agreed, because shortly after he applied for a membership to the Delete That Tweet club and tried to fix what he broke through more tweets (never a good idea):
I didnt mean PSH is stupid or that addiction isnt a reality. I simply meant I have a different definition of "tragedy".
— Jared Padalecki (@jarpad) February 2, 2014
When I think "tragedy", I think of St Judes, of genocide, of articles I read in the paper. But, yes, either way, a death, is sad.
— Jared Padalecki (@jarpad) February 2, 2014
At least he made an effort to clear things up – even though he still sounds like an asshole. And if Jared Padalecki is the asshole, then LeVar Burton is the angry, sore, Preparation H-resistant hemorrhoid. Yes, that LeVar Burton; if you don’t want to have all your childhood PBS memories crushed to a million pieces, you better stop reading and go back to watching post-game Puppy Bowl interviews, because the following tweets (yes, there’s more than one) are about to shatter ya dayum soul: