The Fun & Games Continue Backstage!

It was bitchness as usual on “The View” yesterday. They went at it about political crap, Elisabeth Hasselbeck offered Joy some “Obama Kool-Aid” (delicious!) and then Barbara Walters told everyone about the complaints they received about the McCain t-shirt Elisabeth wore on Tuesday. She designed it herself! Why so talented, Hasselbeck?!

During the conversation about the t-shirt, Joy said Elisabeth was promoting shit and that’s not right. Elisabeth responded by saying that Joy promotes her politically-natured stand-up shows all the time, so it’s the same thing. Well…..when the cameras went off, the bitch fight cunt-cunt-cuntinued. C-Word slip!

According to Defamer, Joy went after Elisabeth backstage for making the comment about whoring out her stand-up shows. A witness says that Joy shouted at Elisabeth, “If you do that again I will burn you down.” Joy, I got a match if you got the time!

Elisabeth turned red and tried to respond, but Joy stopped her and yelled, “Shut the fuck up!” Joy exited the war zone, leaving Elisabeth by herself.

Don’t these bitches know that they can’t fight unless the cameras are around! That needs to be put in their contract. Better yet, they should start airing a “View” reality show. And Elisabeth should know better than to cry off camera.

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Mayhem On The View!

It’s a new day, which means the cuckoo hens on “The View” have gone crazy again. This morning, they all started talking about how the presidential campaign has gotten so dirty and the past keeps being brought up…blah…blah…blah… It was all pretty normal until Elisabeth Hasselbeck called Rev. Wright a “hate monger.” I’m not really sure what they said after that, because I immediately went to my kitchen to pop some popcorn and grab a Diet Rite. When I got back, Sherri was losing her piss on Elisabeth! Barbara finally stepped in and told them all to shut the fuck up. Instead of listening to her den memaw, Elisabeth kept on, kept on. They need to give these bitches their own channel!

The only thing that pissed me off is when they went to commercial, they came back and talked about “Dancing with the Has-Beens” instead of showing an oil wrestling match between Sherri and Elisabeth.

Hasselbeck VS. Walters

On “The View” this morning Elisabeth Hasselbeck finally got her chance to tell the country why she thinks Sarah Palin would make a good president and she totally fucked up!

It all started when the hens in the coop started arguing about Palin and Obama’s experience and other shit like that. Joy and Elisabeth started going at it and finally Barbara Walters interrupted them and said, “Every single day you never ever say, maybe there’s another point, so this is your chance. Tell us now why you think that Sarah Palin would make a very good President.”

Elisabeth’s white cotton panties must have gotten twisted because she got all bitchy with Babs and said,”Well, since I’ve been studying for this pop quick forever! I….tell me why Barack Obama is qualified. Give me three tangible things he has done.” Answering a question with a question. Get ’em Hasselbeck!

Elisabeth should have just called Meredith and asked to use one of her life lines. (Thanks, Tina Fey!)

Right after Elisabeth’s response, Joy asked to go to a commercial! Ha. A few seconds later Elisabeth gave all her reasons and then they went right to commercial. UGH! Why do they do that shit? The only reason I watch these crows is to see them fight and then they ruin it by cutting them off. REFUND!

his shit was also entertaining because Barbara was dressed like a little old harlequin doll. She should pose for the Naked Clowns Calendar!

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Is The View’s Resident Annoying Bitch Leaving The Show?

The woman on the right obviously approves of Elisabeth Hasselbeck leaving “The View.” The lady’s wish might come true! The National Enquirer (via Popcrunch) reports that Elisabeth is flying the crazy lady coop for a job at Fox News. A match made in hell!

Elisabeth is reportedly considering the job. A source said: “Elisabeth feels she can’t win at The View, but she’s been told by friends at FOX News that they’d find a spot for her without hesitation.” Elisabeth is just as tired of the ladies at The View as they are of her! She feels she constantly has to defend herself. Besides that, when she gets passionate about her opinions, the others make her look like she’s hysterical. But when she doesn’t talk enough, she’s accused of ‘pouting,” says the tattle.”

Hearing Elisabeth’s yappy voice on “The View” makes me want to attack a baby tree with safety scissors, but honestly that shit would be boring with her. There would be nobody to attack! They would all just sit there, sipping their hot water and agreeing with each other. Booooring!

Besides, my asshole would lose out on its daily exercise. Every time she speaks, my no-no hole clenches. If that bitch left, it would get all lazy and out of shape.

These Three Actually Made A “Most Stylish” List

UsWeekly has come out with their second annual list of the 25 Most Stylish New Yorkers. You know, because next to Vogue, UsWeekly is the go-to fashion bible. The list included Aubrey O’Day, Ty Ty Banks and that one frigid bitch from that one morning talk show.

Aubrey definitely belongs on that list. Nobody expertly mixes the styles of “cracked out disco dancer,” “hooker with a penis” and “burnt up Palm Beach socialite” quite like Aubrey. She is a true fashion artiste.

I also agree with their choice of Ty Ty, because if I don’t, she’ll sic her tenhead on me. Hasselcrack shouldn’t be on a “best” anything list.

The list also includes John Legend, Christian Siriano, Kelly Ripa, Gayle King, Sean Avery and Nina Garcia. Click here to see all the hos on the list.

Us completely fucked up by not mentioning one of the most stylish New Yorkers of all-time: ROJO CALIENTE!!!! This hot bitch makes an outfit from the clearance bin at Men’s Warehouse look like a million dollars! She is a style icon. Just the other day I wore a pair of old pleated khaki shorts in her honor. And I can’t believe I just admitted that I own a pair of pleated khaki shorts.

Even The Nanny Hates Elisabeth Hasselbeck

Last night, Joy Behar filled in for Larry King and had Fran Drescher on the show. The conversation somehow turned to the whole “N” word drama on “The View.” That’s when Fran asked Joy a question about Elisabeth, “What’s with the crying? Is that how she wins battles with her husband?” No, because I doubt her husband talks to her annoying ass anymore. He just shrugs when she asks him a question and then shuffles off to his office to watch porn.

Of course, Elisabeth Hasselcrack couldn’t keep her cunt hole shut about Fran’s comment. She called into the show and said, “I was busy watching Hannity & Colmes and wanted to pop in and see you Joy. And I had to express my disappointment in Fran. You speak about women’s rights and you certainly wasted no time in cutting another woman down…..” I have no idea what she said after that because I only heard the sound of wet queefing.

I’m surprised Elisabeth didn’t turn on the fake crocodile tears for Fran. Can’t someone have a damn opinion without Hasslebrack moaning about it?

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