Category: David Miscavige
Shelly Miscavige Was Reportedly Spotted Looking “Frail” Near A Scientology Compound
One of the main things that made Leah Remini’s Thetan-infused brainwashed brain snap out of it and go into “Something in the barley water is fucked up” mode was when she got in trouble for casually asking about Shelly Miscavige, her friend and the wife of Scientology’s head queen David Miscavige. At the 2006 wedding of Scientology’s golden prince Tom Cruise and his then beard robot Katie Holmes, Leah noticed that Shelly wasn’t there and when she asked, she was told to shut her lips because she doesn’t have the Xenudamn rank to ask about other Scientologists. Leah and others never saw Shelly again.
When Leah quit the cult of crazy, she filed a missing persons report on Shelly with the LAPD. The LAPD eventually stamped “unfounded” on the missing persons report and declared that Shelly was not missing. That was in 2013 and Shelly has reportedly not be seen since then, until semi-recently.
Leah Remini Said That Tom Cruise Is The “Messiah” Of Scientology
I didn’t get to see the first part of Leah Remini’s takedown of Scientology on A&E last night, because I was busy catching up on the intellectual docuseries that chronicles the genuine trials and tribulations of real women in the south (aka The Real Housewives of Atlanta). It’s in my DVR and I want to watch it, but I have a feeling it just confirms what many of us have known for a long time: Scientology is as evil and deceitful as the filler air in a new bag of potato chips.
To promote her A&E docuseries, Leah did a really damn interesting Reddit AMA yesterday and unlike her old cult, she kept is 100% real. Leah said that Little Lord David Miscavige definitely knows that Scientology is a scam, she doesn’t really know what happened to Shelly Miscavige (she added “Ask the LAPD“), sexual abuse definitely exists in the cult and that Tom Cruise is their Jesus!
Leah Remini And A&E Are Doing Show A About Scientology
Today will not be a good day for the prisoner – err…I mean, “volunteer” – who cleans David Miscavige’s office. After he hears this news, every mirror will be smashed, every throw pillow with L. Ron Hubbard’s face embroidered onto it will be destroyed, every lace-trimmed Valentine from Tom Cruise and John Travolta will be torn-up into a million little pieces, dozens of pairs of lifts will be thrown about the room. They’ve got a real mess ahead of them.
An Actress Called Tom Cruise A “Narcissistic Baby” During A Girlfriend Audition And Lived To Tell About It
And now it’s time to add yet another name to the already miles-long list of people who are willing to pull back the curtain and expose just how totally messy Scientology is. This time it’s an actress, voice-over artist and comedian named Cathy Schenkelberg and she spoke to The Daily Mail about it.
Cathy spilled some barley water-steeped tea to The Daily Mail to promote her one-woman Scientology tell-all show called “Squeeze My Cans.” The tea included how Cathy talked some shit about Tom Cruise during a girlfriend audition. Although to be fair, Cathy says she didn’t even know she was auditioning to be the next Mrs. Tom Cruise.
Scientology’s Tiny Evil Overlord Is Threatening To Sue His Daddy Over A Tell-All
As most of us know, David Miscavige is the evil ruler of Scientology who has shown his brainwashed subjects that what he lacks in physical height, he makes up for in ruthlessness. Dear Wendi Deng, before you get the clit tingles for David Miscavige, you should know that yes, he’s a real-life Bond villain, but he’s nowhere close to being a billionaire. You can go ahead and cross Little Lord Davey off of your list of dream men. Besides, I doubt you want to suddenly “go missing.”
David Miscavige’s estranged father, Ron Miscavige, a former Scientologist who got into the Alien Cult of L. Ron Hubbard in the 1960s, has a tell-all book coming next month, and a ho ain’t happy about it. The ho being Ron’s son, of course. Ron book’s Ruthless: Scientology, My Son David Miscavige, And Me is about how he introduced David to Scientology and watched his son go from a cute, little happy boy to a diabolical and manipulative dictator who lives in opulence as some of the cult’s followers wallow in grossness at Gold Base. David is going to be on 20/20 this Friday to talk about his book, which comes out on May 3rd. And Scientology’s lawyers are trying to stop it from seeing the light of public eyes.
Tom Cruise And David Miscavige Are Best Brofriends Who Do EVERYTHING Together
I’m getting a later start than usual today and I’m probably going to check out early, because I feel like frozen shit. My ear aches as though I just listened to a Meghan Trainor song with headphones on and my head hurts as though I just read another Jaden Smith quote. I think I have a cold. And I must really want to suffer, because I’m about to add “the wet heaves” to my symptoms by writing about these two tiny alien dingles.
Everybody knows that Tom Cruise and Scientology’s Napoleon David Miscavige are tighter than a butt virgin’s clenched anus, but The Daily Mail talked to ex-Scientologists who say that they’re really, really close and do everything together. Former high-ranking Scientologists and employees like the ex-head of security Gary Morehead, former Scientology spokesman Mike Rinder, L.Ron Hubbard’s great-grandson and Little Lord Davey’s one-time personal chef spilled the tea about how the two spend a lot of time together at the cult’s Gold Base in Hemet, California. Gold Base is their bromance love field where they do anything and everything together.