Leah Remini Is Coming For David Miscavige

August 8, 2013 / Posted by:

Former Scientology Leah Remini quoted Newport-smoking philosopher Dionne Warwick yesterday when she basically said, “I got your number,hussy,” to the Cult of E.T.’s leader David Miscavige. Tony Ortega says that Leah filed a missing person report on David’s wife Shelly Miscavige with the LAPD yesterday. Leah was friends with Shelly until her face ended up on a barley water carton. Shelly hasn’t been seen out in public for years and many figured she’s being held in a Scientology compound somewhere or is trapped inside of Kirstie Alley’s tangled hair of dark secrets. Leah Remini is taking a page from Detective La Toya’s notebook by getting down to the bottom of EVERYTHING.

One of the main reasons Leah quit Scientology was because those crazy whores nearly ripped her neck out when she simply asked where Shelly Miscavige was. While at Tommy Girl’s royal sham of a wedding in Italy, Leah asked about Shelly and Scientology’s spokeswhore shot back at her with, “You don’t have the fucking rank to ask about Shelly.”

Tony Ortega believes that Shelly is being held in a secret Scientology compound near Lake Arrowhead, CA and she’s been there for at least 7 years.  David Miscarriage and the other high ranking bridge queens of Scientology refuse to talk about Shelly. But they might have to open their lips about her now that Leah has filed a missing person report with the LAPD. A spokesperson for the LAPD confirmed to Radar that Leah tugged at David Miscarriage’s wig and is ready to EXPOSE THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!

“Our missing persons unit informed us that Leah Remini did file a missing person report on a Shelly Miscavige. That is all we are going to say at this time.”

You can read Tony Ortega’s entire article on this here. It gets deep. All the talk of secret mountain compounds and missing wives made me feel like I was reading a lost script for Lifetime written by Rod Serling.

After quitting Scientology, Leah could’ve easily worn a protective suit made of anti-depressants and gone into hiding, but instead she’s decided to run out naked in front of all the Scientologists and dare them to come after her. The being naked part is extremely important, because Tommy Girl and his alien army are really threatening until they see a real-life vagina and then they just ran back down into their underground bathhouse.

And I guess David Miscarriage is learning what happens when you mess with a woman whose face always says, “Do you really want to do this?”

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