Billboard shocked me with some information this morning. And it wasn’t that the teenage rapper, 19-year-old Bhad Bhadbie (born Danielle Bregoli) claimed she made a whopping $52 million on OnlyFans and showed receipts to prove it. She didn’t really make $52 million due to a little thing called fees but according to her proof, she still made tons and tons of money thanks to humans who will actually pay $23.99 a month to see “sexy” pics of the girl who got famous for telling Dr. Phil’s audience to cash her outside.
Recently, Bhad Bhabie, AKA the Cash Me Ousside Girl, AKA Danielle Bregoli, made me slow clap by shitting on Dr. Phil for allegedly sending teens on his show to torture camps. Well, Bhad Bhabie has taken a break from dragging Dr. PhilOfShit to join OnlyFans, and she wasted no time because she barely turned 18 on March 26. And some “insiders” have told Page Six that she’s on her way to making $5 million in just 24 hours. So tons of pervs want to see a “barely legal” Bhad Bhabie writhing on a bed in panties? 2021: it’s the same as last year.
When I saw that Tarzan was trending on Twitter yesterday I figured it was just the internet being the internet and a poll came out, asking “Who’s the most fuckable Disney character?” or something. But no, Tarzan trended because of the 17-year-old twit that is Danielle Bregoli aka The Cash Me Ousside Girl aka Bhad Bhabie. Bhabie defended her acts of cultural appropriation by saying she’s the way she is because of her environment. She’s not trying to be black! She’s like Tarzan!
Will the real Rachel Dolezal please stand up? Bhad Bhabie AKA The Cash Me Ousside Girl AKA Danielle Bregoli AKA Product Of Bad Parenting, showed off a new look on Instagram which got her a ton of attention. Mostly negative attention, but that’s how she makes cash so… why stop now? Rachel Dolezal Jr. posted video of what it would look like if Kylie Jenner was finally allowed to do full-on blackface.
Today in: What are the kids up to? Well, the kids are threatening to murder each other.
17-year-old Disney star Skai Jackson has taken a restraining order out again 16-year-old Danielle Bregoli AKA Bhad Babie AKA the Cash Me Ousside Girl from Dr. Phil AKA the Satanic creation we have Dr. Phil to thank for. So Fheeble Fetis got on Instagram and threatened to kill Skai. Now, the only things that Danielle is capable of murdering are nerves, eardrums, and the English language, but Skai still went to the police and got a restraining order.
If you read the name Bhad Bhabie and thought to yourself, “Who the… who is this?” then good for you: you’re still one of the good ones. Bhad Bhabie is also known as the “Cash me ousside!” girl, also known as Danielle Bregoli, a human child of lackluster parenting who gained fame by being a brat on the show of the ultimate overgrown brat Dr. Phil. She turned that into a rap career and it seems she’s not completely unsuccessful because her wrist is currently decked out in $42k worth of diamonds and excess.