Category: Barneys

Open Post: Hosted By Tori Spelling Posing With Cash At The Recently-Bankrupt Barneys

November 19, 2019 / Posted by:

I don’t really know what Tori Spelling is trying to do here but it’s not working… at all. Tori, whose show just got canceled (but maybe it didn’t), was at Barneys the other day, which is weird because Tori has money problems and her ass shouldn’t be at Barneys in the first place since I doubt she can use her American Express card there. But shit got weirder when she posed for pictures at Barneys… while holding a wad of cash.

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Barney’s Has Filed For Bankruptcy

August 6, 2019 / Posted by:

The iconic rich person clothing store, Barney’s, is filing for bankruptcy. That means that famous and famou-ish label whores everywhere, like EJ Johnson looking elegant as an army base go-go dancer, are frantically posing in front of the mirror with a Saks Fifth Avenue shopping bag to see how they look, because everything has changed now that there’s a chance they’ll no longer be papped carrying a black Barney’s shopping bag on the stroll.

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