Category: Bad Bitches

Open Post: Hosted By The Truck Eating Overpass Of Durham, North Carolina

November 8, 2021 / Posted by:

The infamous Norfolk Southern-Gregson Street Overpass in Durham, North Carolina, aka “The 11-foot-8 Bridge,” “The Gregson Street Guillotine”, and/or “The Can Opener”. This overpass was built in the 1940s, with a then-standard clearance of 11 feet and 8 inches. In 1973 they (I don’t know who) raised the minimum standard clearance to 14 feet. But Durham didn’t raise their overpass. Instead, they let it fuck up all the too-tall trucks, RVs, and buses that ignore the signs, warning lights, and bright yellow crash beam. And while the crash beam may protect the structural integrity of the hungry bridge, it doesn’t protect the vehicles that smash into it. Instead, it acts as a kind of a roof-tearing can opener. Mmmm, yummy truck innards, feed overpass noooow!

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Cardi B’s Publicist Threatened To Smack Down A Woman In The Sydney Airport

December 30, 2018 / Posted by:

Cardi B‘s publicist Patientce is proving to be the hardest working bitch in the PR game since Lizzie Grubman. We’ve been waiting for a PR champ to step into the ring and do something more noteworthy than arrange PR marriages and suspiciously-timed charity donations, and Patientce is BRINGING IT.

Earlier this month, Patientce arranged for Offset to crash Cardi’s set with half a stage worth of flowers spelling out “Take Me Back Cardi“. Now Patientce has stepped up her publicist duties big time. She threatened to whoop a woman for back-talking Cardi when their entourage arrived in Sydney Airport yesterday. Publicist and bodyguard in one – Patientce is who you want in your corner!

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Emma Watson Was Beyond Pissed At The Hackers Who Threatened To Release Nude Pics Of Her

March 9, 2015 / Posted by:

During a HeForShe talk with Radio 1’s Greg James at Facebook’s London office on Sunday, Emma Watson confessed that she sort of turned into the fancy British version of The Hulk after a bunch of shady hackers threatened to leak nude pics of her back in September. It all started shortly after Emma kicked off the HeForShe campaign with a speech at the UN about gender equality, when website called “Emma You Are Next” showed up on the internet with a clock counting down the minutes to the release of a bunch of stolen nipple pics, The Fappening-style. According to Emma, there were no nipple pics to steal, but that didn’t prevent her from getting PTFO (pissed the fuck off):

“I knew it was a hoax, I knew the pictures didn’t exist, but I think a lot of people that were close to me knew gender equality was an issue but didn’t think it was that urgent, that it was a thing of the past. This is a real thing that’s happening now, women are receiving threats. I was raging, it made me so angry, I was like, this is why I have to be doing this. If anything, if they were trying to put me off it, it did the opposite.”

I’m now starting to think we should retire the whole ‘chicken vs. egg’ debate and change it to “Which came first, Emma Watson or Hermione”, because that is literally exactly what I imagine that bad bitch Hermione would say if some asshole hacker at Hogwarts (cough Draco Malfoy cough) threatened to release pics of her wearing nothing but a patronus. Just 100-proof oh hell no.

Here’s more of Hermione Emma at the HeForShe Facebook talk yesterday:

Pics: Splash

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