Category: Abby Lee Miller
Abby Lee Miller Got A Hall Pass From Her Halfway House To Go To The Hospital (UPDATE)
The real world’s own Miss Hannigan, Abby Lee Miller, managed to get some extra free time outside of the walls of her halfway house by taking a little trip to the hospital for a back injury.
Just two weeks ago, Abby was released from prison where she served 8 months for bankruptcy fraud before being sent to a halfway house to serve out the duration of her term (another 4 months and change). According to TMZ, Abbey spent last night in the emergency room instead of on the bottom bunk smelling her roommate’s farts. An ambulance was called to Abby’s residential reentry center in Long Beach, CA for an “unspecified medical complaint“.
We’re told Abby was able to walk out of the facility on her own and got into an ambulance, where she was taken to get care.
Abby seems like the kind of drama queen to throw herself in front of a parked car and scream “I’ve been hit!!!” in order to get some attention and a Vicodin prescription. She is serving time for fraud after all. But who am I to judge what happens between a lady’s back and her halfway house?
Entertainment Tonight reports that Abby suffers from a “lingering” injury that will eventually need to be corrected surgically, according to a source. Maybe she tweaked it on that massage chair at the nail shop she headed to the moment she got released from prison?
Update: TMZ has video from today of Abby once again leaving the halfway house for a hospital.
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Hide Yo Kids, For Real: Abby Lee Miller Is Out Of The Clink And In A Halfway House
Ursula the Sea Witch’s more evil half-sister Abby Lee Miller checked into the Victorville Federal Correctional Institution in CA last July after the feds indicted her on 20 counts of fraud for trying to hide $755,000 from the government when she filed for Chapter 11. Abby ended up pleading guilty to bankruptcy fraud and was sentenced to 366 days in the chokey. Abby was supposed to be let out into the wild in February, but her release date was pushed back due to red tape, or whatever. But the day that the souls of children have been shaking over is upon us. Abby’s prison cell was opened today and she left Victorville Federal Correction Institution for a halfway house.
Radar Says That Abby Lee Miller Got Banned From A Prison Play Because Nobody Likes Her
I barely made it past season two of Orange is The New Black but at least it’s given me a good working knowledge of the ins and outs of a women’s correctional facility. New arrivals should keep their head down, find a crew and not act whiny, privileged and obnoxious. Sounds like Abby Lee Miller, formerly of Dance Moms and currently of Cell Block 666, did not add “binge watch OITNB” to her pre-prison activities list because she’s totally pulled a Piper. According to Radar, everybody in prison hates her as much as everyone on the outside does.
Abby Lee Miller Has Officially Become Inmate Miller
Today was the day that toe-tapping off-stage monster Abby Lee Miller was expected to check into the big house to serve a one-year prison sentence for bankruptcy fraud. Entertainment Tonight says she turned herself in at 12:05pm, two hours before her 2pm deadline. Now if you want to be scratchy-voiced screeched at for your lazy turn-out, you’re going to have to get in your car and take a trip to cell block D (or wherever they’re housing her money-scamming self).
As All The Dance Moms Cackled While Doing A Pirouette Of Happiness, Abby Lee Miller Was Sentenced To Over One Year In Prison
One of Lifetime’s most terrifying monsters, Abby Lee Miller, plead guilty to bankruptcy fraud charges for trying to hide $775,000 of money she made from her reality shit shows, Dance Moms and Abby’s Ultimate Dance Competition, while going through Chapter 11 bankruptcy proceedings. Abby also pulled a scheme in August 2014 when she made $120,000 in cash in Australia and tried to avoid reporting it by divvying up the money between friends before boarding a flight back to the U.S. Abby was sentenced today in Pittsburgh, PA and it’s amazing that reporters were able to hear the entire punishment that got thrown at Abby. Two of the Dance Moms, Christi Lukasiak and Kelly Hyland (who sued Abby for assault and other shit in 2014), were in court to support the prosecution and so you’d think that their hyena screeches of pure joy would drown out all other sounds.
Cheryl Burke Is The New Abby Lee Miller, For Now
Two days ago, The Boogeyman’s idol, Abby Lee Miller, melodramatically farted up an Instagram post where she announced that she’s leaving Dance Moms forever, because she refuses to be manipulated and used by the producers anymore. I’m with Abby. Don’t the producers know that Abby Lee Miller is the only one allowed to do the manipulating and using on Dance Moms? Before Abby quit the show, Lifetime ordered more episodes, so producers brought in choreographer Laurieanne Gibson to fill in. Entertainment Tonight says that Laurieanne filmed for three weeks but left when Abby Lee Miller stormed back on set and demanded that her replacement be kicked off. Entertainment Tonight also says that my former arch rival (in my head), Cheryl “Mop Head” Burke, is taking over for Abby for the rest of the season. So yeah, the girls will go from shaking as Abby screams at them to falling asleep mid-pirouette from listening to boring Cheryl Burke.