Perdita Is 2020’s First Hot Slut Of The Month

February 24, 2020 / Posted by:

Only one pussy has been Hot Slut of the Year, and that pussy was the iconic Spaghetti Cat, who got the crown over 10 years ago in 2009. Since then, some pussies have gotten close to becoming a HSOTY champion, including BBC (big beautiful cat) Mr. B, but it hasn’t happened. Maybe Perdita can scare all of you into voting her way to victory by throwing more piping hot death glares at your asses.

Perdita, who was honored with the title of World’s Worst Cat by Mitchell County Animal Rescue in Spruce Pine, North Carolina, has now won the title of January’s Hottest Hot Slut. Perdita got 40% of your votes, and she nearly lost to Billy Porter’s Crystal Curtain Hat, which got 39% of your votes. Kyle got third with 14% and GE’s P’Jammer Alarm Clock got 7%.

Perdita, who is terrorizing her new humans at her new home, will now go on to the HSOTY semi-finals next year. I would ask Perdita for her response to winning this illustrious title, but I want to live to see the Angelyne TV show, and besides, she’d just hit me with her signature “fuck off and die” look like she does with everything. She is 100% our kind and a fitting HSOTM queen.

Thanks to all who voted!

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