Who Is January’s Hot Slut Of The Month?

February 18, 2020 / Posted by:

The first HSOTM showdown of 2020 is happening a little later in the month (I mean, February ends in only 10 days. Time flies while you’re suffocating on the fumes wafting off the dumpster fire that is the current state of everything.), because I wanted to give our current reigning Hot Slut of the Year queen, Tanqueray, enough time in the HSOTY shine. But now it’s time to vote on who will be in the running to inherit Tanqueray’s crown next year. And the first HSOTM battle royale has brought on the return of Billy Porter!

The first three HSOTM competitors got the most Facebook likes up until today, and the fourth is a wild card picked by me. Of course I picked the evil pussy. Your choices for January are:

GE’s P’Jammer alarm clock, the Barbie microwave-looking clock that regularly warbled out the song stylings of Debbie Gibson to wake up the children of the 80s.

Kyle, the alpha rooster who rules his farm and will one day rule the world.

Billy Porter’s crystal curtain hat, the instant meme that Billy wore to the Grammys and became the must-have fashion item of extroverts who would occasionally like to go into introvert mode with the help of a stunning stripper club curtain.

Perdita, the shelter cat in North Carolina who made every cat in the world jealous by getting the title of World’s Worst Cat. And Perdita is now in a new home, hopefully keeping her title alive.

Voting is below. 2020’s first HSOTM will be named this Monday, February 24!

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