Hot Slut Of The Day!
Kyle, the alpha rooster!
When it comes to feeding time on Kyle’s farm (yes, it’s KYLE’S FARM and the rest of those bitches are just lucky that he lets them live there), you better step out of the way unless you want to end up in the ER after getting shanked with Kyle’s beak. And everybody’s deducible is too high for that. Kyle’s servant (aka his human) found this out the hard way when he recorded feeding time on the farm, and Kyle busted out the Cluck Cluck Motherfucker remix of Move Bitch Get Out Da Way.
In a video that features a cameo from Birdie Sanders (not THAT Birdie Sanders, sadly), Kyle’s human tosses *in the voice of Carol Channing* CORN around for the chickens and warns Kyle to stay back. But tell Kyle to stay back, and he’ll do the exact opposite. Kyle’s taste for *once again, in the voice of Carol Channing* CORN went away and he quickly got a taste for human flesh!
That video has over 200,000 hits as of the publishing of this post, and Kyle is now the star of his own channel. And yup, he’s still up to his regular corn-spilling antics:
Kyle is my new favorite horror movie villain. And if Kyle’s human keeps fucking with him, this is going to turn into some Winner Winner HUMAN Dinner shit.
Pic: YouTube