Dlisted’s Hot Slut Of 2019 Is….

January 24, 2020 / Posted by:

Judge Rosemarie Aquilina’s reign as our Hot Slut of the Year queen has come to an end, and she served us well, even though she probably has no damn idea in Hell that she was HSOTY. (If she did know, she’d probably hit me with a cease and desist!) Queen Judge Rosemarie was a perfect HSOTY, which yes, is easy to do since a HSOTY’s only duty is to not get arrested for putting a hit out on someone.

We have a new Hot Slut of the Year. It came down to the best thing to happen to a basketball game since bulge-showing shorts (The Utah Jazz Dandelion), a chunky pussy wonder (Mr. B), and a storytelling maestro and stripper legend (Tanqueray). The results are after the cut, and before you take the jump, do some stretches to prepare to bow down to our new HSOTY champion!

Coming in at third place with 23% of your votes is the Utah Jazz Dandelion:

Yes, that’s her side-eying the hos who didn’t vote her to the top, of course. And runner-up with 27% of your votes is Mr. B:

Which means that the Hot Slut of 2019 is the one and only:

 

!!!!!!!!!!TANQUERAY!!!!!!!!!!

 

Tanqueray got 50% of your votes, which makes her Dlisted’s ninth Hot Slut of the Year. She is now part of the illustrious Hot Slut of the Year Hall of Fame with Judge Rosemarie, Winona Ryder’s Many Faces, Ana Navarro, Eugene Bostick, STAINS, Spaghetti Cat, Phoebe Price, Harvey Price, and the first HSOTY Bai Ling!

Hopefully, this monumental achievement will be featured in the 12-part HBO limited series based on Tanqueray’s life that better be in the works right now.

Thank you to all who voted, and thank you to everyone who dropped a HSOTD nomination into my inbox in 2019. Keep them coming! But before doing that, bow down to our new HSOTY queen!

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