Joe Jonas And Sophie Turner Are Expecting A Baby

February 12, 2020 / Posted by:

Remember that Jonas Brothers song, What’s A Man Gotta Go?, that came out last month? Of course you don’t. It was not good or memorable in any way. However, turns out the lyric, “what’s a man gotta do to be totally locked up by you?” is as prophetic as it is clunky. According to Us Weekly, in the case of Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner, the answer is to raw dog a baby up in there. Sure, they’re already married, but as we know all too well, a baby is the only way to guarantee getting locked up for a 18 year minimum sentence. Us Weekly claims that Sophie is pregnant, but we don’t know how far along she is, or really any proof that Joe is the father. In fact, Us offers so few details, I’m not 100 percent convinced that Matthew Modine isn’t actually the father based on the sparks I saw flying in that music video.

Us Weekly reports:

First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas with a baby carriage! The actress is pregnant with their first child, Us Weekly confirms.

That’s it, that’s the article that could have just as easily been a tweet. The rest is just background on the couple’s history. They met, they got engaged, they got married, they got married again, and somewhere in that timeline they had unprotected sex. Just Jared has a little bit more information about the pregnancy.

The 23-year-old actress is pregnant with the couple’s first child, and has been facing some pregnancy rumors lately that we can confirm are true.

“The couple is keeping things very hush hush but their friends and family are super excited for them,” one source told us. Another added, “Sophie has decidedly been choosing outfits to wear on and off the carpet to accommodate her changing body.”

I always run to the mall and buy baggy leather outfits from Chess King (above) when I’m trying to fend off pregnancy rumors myself, so I can relate. Maybe Sophie was wearing this short skirt at last month’s Grammy Awards to prove there was no baby crowning at that time.

Since the Jonas Brothers and their wives want to do everything together, I expect Nick Jonas and Priyanka Chopra to announce they’re expecting any day now. Only their announcement won’t be a thinly detailed Us Weekly report. It will be on the cover of People Magazine and accompanied by a 6-part docu-series on Netflix called Jonas Siblings: The Next Generation.


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