Kanye West And Joel Osteen Are Thinking About Going On Tour
It’s time to make peace with your gods. Whatever deities you pray to, call on them and ask forgiveness, because Kanye West and Joel Osteen are doing a religious road show. So it’s really only a matter of time until some cosmic entity comes to the planet and blows this shit up in holy rapture. We can only spit at the gods so much.
TMZ says that Joel and Kanye are coming back for more. Joel Osteen and Kanye West turned Christianity into their own personal bank machine, just cranking out bullshit in God’s holy name. It’s a lot–It’s too much. There’s a show planned at Yankee Stadium because the last time Kanye West got on a stage with Joel Osteen and ran his fucking mouth people loved it. Which is so sad. And so they need another because those holy checks won’t cash themselves in God’s name. But don’t worry it will be reinvested in society through the taxes both Joel and Kanye surely pay, and we know they help people out when in need as well.
Sources tell TMZ there is a show planned at the Guaranteed Rate Field in Chicago for September 2020. Sources also say that Kanye and Joel speak “regularly.”
“Mostly about religion, but they’ve also talked about expanding the kind of show they put on in Houston. We’re told, although nothing has been locked down, they’re talking about Miami, Detroit and Los Angeles. Joel has taken his service to Detroit in the past — at Comerica Park in 2016, with great success. As for L.A. … we’re told the likely venue is Dodger Stadium.”
They are taking this heathenry shore-to-shore! Coming 2021!
This is Kanye West’s dream! He has always wanted to be the centre of attention! He thought being a musician fed his ego?! Now he knows the ego boost of a multi-billionaire television preacher who uses God’s name to sign his checks, and he will never look back. What a tricky spot for Kris Jenner to be in, though. On the one hand: publicity and money. On the other: if the holy blessings are correct, most of Joel’s stuff will burn her at the touch. Oh well, small price to pay for that ca$$$$$$$$$$$$$h!
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